Nicole Richie Finally Admits to Pregnancy

Ah, we would have known for sure in a few months anyway. Such a dismal future for a young lady: 25 years old, just lost her job, four months pregnant, not married, and headed to jail. I hate to see a young life get off to such a rough start. Too often it leads to years of minimum wage jobs, food stamps and more trips to jail and rehab. I hope someone tells her about WIC.

But wait, I forgot: her dad’s Lionel Richie, her boyfriends a rock star, she had a television show for the last few years, and she’s only going to be locked up for FOUR DAYS! She won’t need WIC after all!

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