I LOVE NEW YORK 2 RECAP: 11/12/07

(by Deb Porter-Jones)

Well, well, well…

 

Our latest episode of I Love New York2 begins with our girl New York gushing over the return of Buddha. She’s taking back control of her house (is it just me or isn’t that the same house VH1 uses for Rock of Love and Flavor of Love?). Anyway, she basically browbeats all of the guys into signing contracts attesting to the fact that they are ok with Buddha’s return. Of course, everyone signs eagerly except Tailor Made, who makes it known that he’s only signing because he loves New York. Tailor Made is clearly not a happy camper now that Buddha’s back.

 

Challenge!

 

This episode’s challenge consists of Mr. Boston, who dresses up as a chef (even though he’s really an accountant) and comes back to give cooking lessons to the remaining gentleman as they attempt to prepare a meal for Miss New York. Unfortunately for most of the contestants, the extent of Mr. Boston’s culinary expertise consists of urging them to add ranch dressing to all of their meals, even dessert! What a riot! The only guys who use their brains and either incorporate the ranch dressing into an appropriate meal (or scrap it altogether) is Wolf and Buddha, who are rewarded with solo dates with Miss Thang.

 

One-on-Ones!

 

Of course, Buddha and New York’s date consists of the two of them tonguing each other down and fantasizing about sex with each other, yada, yada, yada (why do you think New York wanted him back anyway?).

 

Wolf’s date with New York was a little bit different. New York was scheduled to tape a segment of the show “Nip/Tuck” so she thought it would be fun to have Wolf come with.

The producer presents New York with a bottle of Dom Perignon (read by New York as, literally, Dom Pe-rig-ron, such a classy bitch!).

 

Highlights of New York’s one-on-one time with Wolf:

 

New York tried to introduce Wolf to the finer things in life: like cheese and raw tuna (not like the tuna in a can) while they were waiting to tape the show. They were having such a blast that they both passed out (either from the wine or sheer boredom, I couldn’t tell). Wolf passed gas. Blamed it on the tuna, likened it to a “damn cow tongue.” I’m worried for Wolf – if the guy doesn’t get to show his package to New York real soon, I don’t think he’ll make it. She taped her segment in classic New York style with sass and bravado, then asked if they had actually taped the segment yet. Gotta love it.

 

Punk claims that he is starting to fall in love w/New York. New York claims to be flattered, but deep, deep, deep down that’s just scary, ok? At least “It” was honest and said he only knew her for a week – how does he know if he loves her? Don’t know if we buy Punk’s claims of love, sounds a little like desperation to me.

 

Buddha was definitely blocking Punk from getting across his ho-hum feelings about how much he missed seeing NY while she was out on her dates with Buddha and Wolf. Just walked up and rudely led New York away from her little quiet time with Punk. I think Punk is starting to realize that Buddha’s not really trying to be his friend, he’s a man with a purpose. If only New York could see that Buddha has motives – I think everyone’s seen his website. But maybe he’s trying to follow in the footsteps of his father, the guy from Next Friday and Goldmember, with that one floating eye.

Eliminations!

Tailor Made is presented with the first chain because he spent $800 on a skimpy negligee (that New York wore as a dress at Eliminations – maybe she didn’t know it was a nightie).

 

New York announced that she was expecting everyone to get really aggressive (“If you want New York, come and get me” style).

 

Everyone else gets a chain but the last two men standing are Mr. Wise and Wolf. Poor Wolf said that if he didn’t get one he’d be appalled (who taught him that word?). Well, I guess he was appalled, because he sure missed out tonight.

 

New York told Wolf he was a sweet, little country bumpkin who wouldn’t fit in with Hollywood life, and could they maybe go to Texas and have some short ribs sometime? In the end, Wolf was sent packing. So sad that New York never got to see what he was packing.

 

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