Paris Hilton Headed Back to Reality TV
Faith W | February 28, 2008
Fun-loving, disinherited socialite Paris Hilton will be making her way back to reality tv airwaves, in search of a new BFF.
Paris, who is best known for her reality tv hijinks with childhood friend Nicole Richie on The Simple Life, is sad and lonely and is looking for a new best friend, and hopes to find it among the contestants on her new reality show. After all, every girl needs a friend to drive panty-less to clubs with. And, as everyone knows from all the reality dating shows, the best place to find a sincere, long-term relationship is to pick one from a group of wanna-be actors on a reality show.
I think Paris is not seeing the real opportunity, though. According to sources, she is dating her best friend’s baby’s-daddy’s twin brother, Benji Madden. So, how about the two of them hook up, and adopt a baby? Sure, it’s not as easy as finding a new best friend, but it would be entertaining. Then, for the second season of the show, she and Nicole can get back together, and do The Simple Life: Baby Edition. Then, when the babies get into the terrible twos, they can do a crossover show with The Supernanny.
Somebody tell Paris to give me a call.







I think Nicole Richie was the highlight of that show
Elizabeth | March 3, 2008 | 6:50 amI think Nicole Richie was the highlight of that show so I’m not really interested in Paris on her own. But whatever.
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