Reality Roll Call

by Deb Porter-Jones

Tonight’s season finale is chock full of live performances by the likes of such superstars as, Donna Summer, George Michael, Idol alumni Carrie Underwood, Ruben Studdard and Jordin Sparks, and much, much more!

We begin with a performance by the final 12 paired with the dancers from Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance.” They sing “Get Ready”, by The Temptations. Then the two Davids sing a duet of some song that I don’t know but it’ so obvious that Cook is definitely a cut above Archuleta. His voice is gritty and soulful and he reminds me of Daughtry; another one I thought should have won Idol.

There are a myriad of shameless plugs in this finale, from the preview of Michael Myers’ new movie, “The Love Guru”, to a performance by Gladys Knight and the “Pips”. The latter of which was phenomenal and somehow Gladys Knight was superimposed with the “Original Pips” – Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr. Their performance was excellent; hysterical. Syesha Mercado“I Have Been Waiting for You performed ” with Seal, and she truly held her own with that major talent.

Jason Castro came back to perform “Hallelujah” again, the one song that he performed on Idol that tricked us into believing that he was a major talent. Then the top 12 girls and guys performed a medley of some Donna Summer songs, from “She Works Hard for the Money” to “Hot Stuff” and Ms. Summer even performed a couple of less well-known songs. I usually hate these medleys that the Idol contestants are forced to performed every week. This time, it seemed that the only contestant who just couldn’t seem to get it together was my favorite rocker chick, Amanda Overmyer. I don’t know if she just coordinate the moves the singing, which I seem to recall she had revealed in an interview she had difficulty with. Or maybe she was a little on the high side.

One of the funniest performances was Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue – he made fun of Ryan Seacrest, Paula, and the best was the song full of insults that was “performed” by Simon Cowell.

It was nice to see the top 12 finalists again, giving us a glimpse of what the AI tour might be like: Chikezie, Carly Smithson, Brooke White, Ramiel Malubay – it was nice to see how they may fare during the tour.

By far, David Cook’s favorite performance HAS to have been the “Sharp Dressed Man” with the inimitable ZZ Top. He was in his element for this performance; he seemed perfect up there with these rockers and he definitely held his own. This kid’s destined to be playing with the likes of these legends anyway and it makes me feel good to know that he was living his dream up there. He deserves it.

Speaking of living your dream, Brooke White was lucky enough to sing a song, barefoot, with Graham Nash of Graham, Stills and Nash. She played guitar and sang along with him, a little folksy but perfect for her.

The Jonas Brothers also performed; a boy band that the ‘tween crowd loves right now. And we were treated to a performance by One Republic who sang “Apologize” with David Archuleta, and he held his own, too. Jordin Sparks came back and performed for us, too. I was hoping she’d come with Chris Brown and sing the duet they are burning up the charts with right now, but no such luck.

But I bet you were waiting to find out who this season’s “mascot” is right now. Remember William Hung from a couple of seasons ago? The horrible singer who even parlayed his horrible performance into a singing contract and little bitty tour for a minute? Well, this season’s mascot is Reynaldo Lapuz, a ittle man dressed like a white peacock who sang a song backed up with cheerleaders and a brass band from the University of Southern California. Horrible performance.

My absolute favorite was the rendition “Midnight Train to Georgia” with Gladys Knight and the original (white) Pips, Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey, Jr. What a hysterical performance! Gladys’ image from the ‘60’s was superimposed with the likes of these white Pips and the results were excellent! These guys (especially Jack Black) would be funny reading a page from the phone book, but they were absolutely hysterical performing this song. Remembered all the steps except for a moment or two that Robert Downey disappeared backstage then reappeared with Jack Black whose pants were coming off for some reason. I think this was my favorite performance of the night.

Carrie Underwood even sang a song from her latest album. She’s another major talent who hit the big-time when she left Idol. She gives an awesome live performance, too. The final 12 do a medley of George Michael’s best-known songs, “Faith”, “Father Figure”, “Freedom”. Amanda Overmyer, out of everyone, seemed really uncomfortable performing (she was either nervous or high, I can’t decide which). George Michael comes out to perform and we see that nothing’s changed with this guy. Michael hawks his upcoming tour which begins in San Diego, and performs a song from his latest album “Pray for Time”. Before tonight, I never actually paid close attention to the lyrics but this is a beautiful song. A little depressing (“so much to hate”, “no hope to speak of”) but it definitely gives us something to think about. His performance was the best, in my opinion, of all the superstars tonight.

Now, on to the reason why we’re tonight – decision time. Simon actually apologized to David Cook because he “was verging on disrespectful last night” in his comments to Cook. He’s right, though, when he says he really doesn’t care who wins tonight. Both of these Davids truly belonged in the finale, of everyone in the competition this season. But there can only be one winner and it’s David Cook! Finally, one of my picks wins for a change! David Cook is our American Idol 2008. Congratulations, David, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer, more well-deserving guy.