Still Trying to Get On Reality TV? Maybe You Should Go to School

It all started when you were 18. You auditioned for six years, trying to get on Road Rules, or The Real World, only to be turned down time and time again. Then, you submitted tape after tape to Survivor and Big Brother, to no avail. You stayed single for years, hoping to become the next Bachelor, but the overbite and body odor kept you out of the running. So, you married an anal retentive ex-Marine drill sergeant, hoping for a stint on Wife Swap. That ended in a rejection from casting, paying $1,000 a month in child support and two years of therapy.

But, you know there are still plenty of shows that you can audition for. Hell, there are shows that haven’t even been pitched that you are going to audition for. You just have to find out what you are doing wrong. If only there was a place where you could learn how to get on reality TV. But there is!

You can sign up for a course at the New York Reality TV school. You can either sign up for a one day workshop, or a full five week workshop. It sounds like a skit for Saturday Night Live,  but it is supposed to be totally real.

If you are desperate to get on reality TV, and want to show off your Reality TV school certificate, click here to go the New York Reality TV School, so you can find out who to give your money away to. It’ll be the best investment since you spent all your money on that “modeling agency.”

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