Reality Roll Call

New mom Nicole Richie has been out and about, shopping her idea for a reality show. No, it’s not as pathetic as Paris Hilton’s search for a new BFF, but it’s not all that interesting on the surface. She is going to be looking for the next Nicole Richie, according to EW.com.

The show is going to have seven girls compete to achieve the status of “being famous for being famous”, Just like her. The winner of the show will get her own reality show, where she can go from town to town, living with families and acting like a jerk for the camera, drop a lot of weight, get arrested for driving under the influence several times, go to jail for 15 minutes, hook up with a rock star twin, and have a baby.

Hopefully, over time Nicole will try to hone an actual skill, start a business or do something to show that she isn’t just famous for being famous.