Reality Roll Call

Recently heiress and reality tv star Paris Hilton had a major hissy fit when The Puppy Store in Los Angeles wouldn’t let her buy a Yorkshire Terrier puppy for a photo shoot.

Paris was on her way to a photo shoot over the weekend, and decided that a puppy in the picture would make it cuter. So, she explained that to the good people at The Puppy Store on Melrose, and they denied her purchase. An employee there cited the purchase as “an impulse buy”, according to Page Six.

Clearly, the foolish employee didn’t know the difference between an impulse buy and the well thought out fashion accessory. Having left her other canine brooches and purses at home, Paris, “went ballistic”, and according to sources, “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’”

And as anyone who has ever worked in customer service can attest, the screaming customer usually gets nothing…but becomes the subject of amusing conversation when they leave.