Reality Roll Call

Word on the street is that America’s favorite internet whore and one of the member’s of your mother’s favorite “hip-hop group” are hooking up. Tila Tequila and Will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas fame were seen canoodling at the Maxim Hot 100 party last month. What did you expect, that she would be seen with a girl? Get it through your head; she’s is only fake-bi, like countless other chicks who like to show their boobies and kiss girls on the internet.

Sources say the two odd-looking specimens were seen holding hands and kissing each other on the cheek all night. It’s really good to see that she is starting to warm up to public displays of affection, since she always seems to be so shy about expressing herself physically.

Tila can be seen pretending to look for a mate on A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, and Will.i.am is probably somewhere trying to work on something deep and meaningful.