Reality Roll Call

Eliot Spritzer’s high-priced call girl and career killer, Ashley Dupre is shopping a reality show, and is considering taking the next big step by relocating from the city where you have to have talent to get ahead (NYC), to the city where you absolutely don’t (Hollywood).

Word is that she is in talks with Handprint Entertainment, which is the same company that helps Nicole Richie and Pamela Anderson be extremely visible while doing not much of anything. Sources say that they are seriously considering a dating show and are involved with MTV, although MTV declines comment.

Honestly, Tila and Ashley do have a lot in common (aside from their skankatabulous notoriety), as they both claim to want to be “entertainers,” but are actually unaware that all they really want to do is get paid to be noticed.