Reality Roll Call

Some people just don’t know when to quit. Eighties celebrity and one of this century’s reality television personalities Brigitte Nielsen has exposed herself completely on reality tv in more ways than I care to remember. Now she’s is on a show in Germany having her plastic surgery done in front of the cameras.

The show, called “Aus alt mach neu” (translated: “Turning old into new”) will be restoring Nielen’s whole chassis, including the grill. She’ll be getting breast reduction, a facelift and liposuction on her hips, thighs and love handles. Some of the fat from the liposuction will be auctioned off. So start putting some cash aside.

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