Reality Roll Call

What a strange coincidence that reality show host and producer Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark during Shark Week! Sounds like some kind of promotional deal was worked out with the sharks and this century’s cross between Dick Clark and Casey Kasem.

Seacrest’s life was hardly at risk…unless the shark’s mother was waiting in the wings to maul him. It seems that the American Idol host was offshore in waters that were 4 feet deep when a shark the size of a cat bit him on the toe, leaving three holes in his toe.

Okay, it’s not that bad, but if you have been watching Shark Week on Discovery, you’d realize that had it been a bigger shark, Seacrest might have certainly been out. Permanently.