Reality Roll Call

As if Living Lohan wasn’t an insufferable spectacle of familial dysfunction  and stage-motherly self-promotion, it has the potential to get much worse.

The producers of the Ali and Dina reality embarrassment have approached daddy Michael to appear to next season’s show. That it, if the show comes back for a second season. According to an insider, his appearance would not be so much about him being Ali’s dad as it would be about being Dina’s ex:

“The producers for Living Lohan have been talking to Michael about being on the show. They want to capture all the drama that goes on between Dina and her ex-husband.”

The plan would be to have Dina and Michael go to weekly counseling sessions for the cameras. Wait, what exactly is Living Lohan supposed to be about again?

According to Life and Style magazine, Michael is not entirely on board with the idea, because he is worried that it “wouldn’t be good for my kids.” Like everything else that led up to this moment in his life has been.