Rate Paris Hilton’s new song “Jailhouse Baby”

It wasn’t that long ago, when Reality Roll Call was just a baby, that we were posting about Paris Hilton being disinherited by her grandfather, and her impending  jail time for being a proud graduate of the Britney Spears Driving School.

Then she was sentence to jail. And she went to jail kicking and screaming.  Then she was released momentarily, and the judge ordered her back to jail. And she was dragged back to serve her sentence. Kicking and screaming.

And it’s rough times like that which actually separate the heiresses from the lesser sex tape debutantes.  Jail time could have hardened her; it could have broken her. But instead it made her introspective, it gave her time to realize that maybe all the pantiless photo ops were a bad idea. It made her write a song called . And if this song stops one girl from making the same mistakes she’s made, Paris’ suffering will not have been in vain.

What do you think?

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