Kardashians add a chimp to their reality show

Image Courtesy of kimkardashian.celebuzz.com

Image Courtesy of kimkardashian.celebuzz.com

Just to add a little excitement to the next season of their reality show, the Kardashian family has added a chimpanzee to their household. I’m sure this will be a real ratings booster, because people will be tuning in to Keeping Up With the Kardashians to see if the cute little scamp will go on a rampage and rip everyone’s faces off, like Travis the chimp.

Here’s what Kim wrote on her blog about the newest hairy addition to the family:

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful!

She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed.

Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

I’m trying to image a monkey running around like a teenager…nope; can’t do it. Does this mean that Kim ran around like a chimp when she was a teenager? Anyway, there is so much wrong with Kim’s monkey post (aside from the fact that it reads like it was written by a third grader), especially in light of the most recent chimpanzee news stories.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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3 Responses to “Kardashians add a chimp to their reality show”
  1. chrisi says:

    this is a selfish thing to do!! dont they relise that shes a wild animal that needs to be with its own kind!!

  2. MeMe says:

    This is an incredibly irresponsible, selfish and not well thought out act. It truly makes me ill to think that this chimpanzee is being forced to live a life as a human, in isolation from its own kind, trained to perform acts that are foreign to its nature and most likely eat food that can be harmful to its health. Overall, this a bad plan to compromise the mental and physican state of the animal in the name of entertainment and a rating’s boost for some idiot’s 15 minutes of fame.

    This chimpanzee is a feral animal that needs to live in a secured wilderness reserve with a family group of its own kind, NOT in a hollywood home of a celebutard. The only thing this girl deserves is a boycott. ‘Nuff said.

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