Garth’s Love Song Was Not Written Exclusively for Megan Wants a Millionaire

“Sex Mode” was not written for Megan, or for her little dog. It may not even be Garth’s Song

I am saddened and shocked to find out that Garth of Megan Wants a Millionaire did not write Sex Mode just for Megan like he told her. Here he is singing it on Celebrity Rehab:

Here’s where it gets confusing for me: in The Official Handbook of Douchebaggery, does it enhance Garth’s douchebag charm because he lied about the song, or does it ruin him as a quality douche because he lied?

The handbook is only issued to a select few in the world, and I don’t have a copy.

Here’s a version by Poverty, as mentioned by the commenter below:

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