Spencer Pratt Says He’s Changing His Name to King Spencer

In another desperate grab for media attention, Spencer Pratt has announced that he is planning to legally  change his name to “King Spencer”.

The reality tv star was quoted as saying, “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.”

Spencer is clearly unaware that America has already given the him the title of “Royal Douche.”

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