Reality Roll Call

Tila Tequila fans will be happy to know that she has written a book, and it is ready for pre order .  The book,, in which she tells everyone about her life and loves, and what it’s like to pretend to be bisexual as a career, will hit stores in December.

OK, maybe it’s not about pretending to be a bisexual, I’m sure she wrote it as a real, true bisexual.  The book is called, “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.”  and to celebrate the book, she has a special gift just for you, her fans:

From Tila’s  website:

I MADE A VIDEO BLOG JUST FOR YOU, BUT THE END OF THE FREAKIN VIDEO GOT CUT OFF FOR SOME REASON!  UGH!  STUPID PHOTOBOOTH DOESN’T WORK RIGHT!  HAHA!  ANYWAY…THE PART WHERE I GOT CUT OFF, I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ALL AND I PROMISE YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS BOOK!  IT’S FULL OF MY WIT AND LIFE EXPERIENCES AND ENCOURAGES EVERYONE TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS…..NO MATTER WHAT!  CHECK OUT THE VIDEO AND PRE-ORDER THE BOOK!  MUAH! XOXOXO

Those of you who watched the last episode of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila saw that Kristy, who we all knew ahead of time would be chosen by Tila, turned her down. And we are supposed to believe that it was totally unscripted. Yeah, right.

We know that it was planned because Tila Tequila ain’t kissing no girl without a camera in eyeshot, because she’s not a bisexual. But, to keep up appearances, she has decided to express hurt mock pain and rage in an excruiating breakup poem.

To read the poem and offer your condolances, and pursuade her to do one more Shot, click here.

They say that love has no fury like a woman scorned, or a guy from a reality show who gets kicked to the curb. Such is the case with Bobby Banhart, the winner of the first season of MTV’s A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, who revealed Kristy Morgan to be this season’s winner of Tila’s fake love and slightly greasy affection.

Last season Banhart was chosen by Tequila as the person she wanted to build a relationship with, and after the show he was played out like FUBU and unceremoniously kicked to the curb by Tila, though she claims otherwise.

Bobby clearly stands behind his assessment of the situation, because he seemed to enjoy spoiling the ending of this season’s show by posting the winner on his MySpace page. The page has since been removed, but TMZ.com confirms that Kristy is, in fact, the winner of A Shot At Love 2.

Word on the street is that America’s favorite internet whore and one of the member’s of your mother’s favorite “hip-hop group” are hooking up. Tila Tequila and Will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas fame were seen canoodling at the Maxim Hot 100 party last month. What did you expect, that she would be seen with a girl? Get it through your head; she’s is only fake-bi, like countless other chicks who like to show their boobies and kiss girls on the internet.

Sources say the two odd-looking specimens were seen holding hands and kissing each other on the cheek all night. It’s really good to see that she is starting to warm up to public displays of affection, since she always seems to be so shy about expressing herself physically.

Tila can be seen pretending to look for a mate on A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, and Will.i.am is probably somewhere trying to work on something deep and meaningful.

Actually, it would be funny if we all didn’t know Acorn-head was serious. But, in a recent interview in US Magazine, Tila Tequila takes credit for gay marriage being legal in California:

“It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

Because, you know, people haven’t been fighting for gay rights for decades. And, you know, all politicians do in their spare time is watch MTV. That is the demographic that MTV is catering to right? And people respect Acorn-headed, internet whores who pretend to be bisexual so they can skank it up on TV for a modest amount of attention, right?

Those of you who watched A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, may not remember Mason Sharrow, but he wants to reintroduce himself. Mason left A Shot at Love very early on, but has dropped a brief message off at Reality Roll Call, and we want to pass those words on.

Mason, who is a stuntman, invites everyone to check out the stunts that he did for a movie that is currently in post-production called Gutter King and to check out his podcast on Hemp Beach TV.

Mason also has more reality TV aspirations. “I’m also hoping that you people out there wanna see ‘the nice guy’ from ASAL 2, and write to bunim-murray.com and tell them you wanna see me finally get drunk on Real World 21!” Better hurry up Mason, since they’re already filming in Brooklyn.

MySpace top fame whore and star of MTV’s reality dating show A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila continues to reinforce the rumors that her persona is as fake as a three dollar bill. This time her tv boyfriend calls her out.

According to CNN.com, the winner of the dating show, 25 year old film student Bobby Bonhart claims that after the show, Tila never tried to contact him and nobody gave him her number.

But Bobby, there could be a couple of reasons she never called. It could be that she signed up for a second season of the show long before the first season ended. Or it could be that she didn’t want to make her real boyfriend upset. I really don’t think it has anything to do with you, so don’t start stocking up on Tic Tacs.