Evel Dick and Janelle Pick Up Where House Calls Leaves Off

Two Big Brother Favorites Team Up for Their Own Online Show

Those of you who looked forward to House Calls, the internet talk show  that featured Gretchen Massey, Evel Dick and the week’s current Big Brother eviction, are probably disappointed that it has been canceled. But not to worry, there will still be a Big Brother internet show, featuring Big Brother winner Evel Dick Donato and Janelle. He writes about it on his current MySpace blog:

I will be doing my weekly webcast for Real Player again this year.

RealPlayer Superpass has given me my own tab in their browser, which will closely link my website and my myspace etc… They have been great to work with and our relationship is solid.

I have some fun guests lined up and we will be out on locations more this season, we will also have more past houseguests….
The viewers were out in huge numbers for the show last year and I don’t see any reason why that would change.

But I will also be doing a weekly webcast with Janelle to fill the void left by the Cancellation of Housecalls.

It will be a call in show that will talk about the feeds and anything and everything else going on in the house and being talked about on the internet.

I will be in studio while Janelle will be in NYC, but will be as good as sitting next to me co-hosting the show (well, as good as for you people, but I am getting jipped.)

We will also be doing a “He said, She said” type blog or column.

Where one week I will start off by writing my summary/thoughts/opinion on the happenings of the week in the Big Brother house. I will send it to Janelle where she will then write her opinion/feelings/thoughts about MY writings. It will come back to me, where I will write my thoughts on her response, then back to her.

The next week she will start.
I will respond.
She will respond to my response.
I will respond and wrap it for the week.

Ok, did you follow that? lol…

Basically we both comment twice.
We will take turns starting it off every week.

I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here Premier

Based on the very popular British reality show, the American version of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here has washed up on our shores…with all manner of washed up celebrities. But despite all of the egos, silicone, and sweat, the main attraction has to be the sideshow that is Spencer and Heidi Pratt. And if you are made ill by the sight of Spencer Pratt’s “creepy flesh colored beard,” maybe this show isn’t for you.

Hosted by a random former-MTV VJ and some British women with clunky shoes, the tone of I’m a Celebrity is clear right from the very start. The appropriate cast of celebrities should have started with Michael Jackson. Maybe Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Boy George would have been great in a show like this. As it is, we’re dealing with a slightly lower wattage of star. The red team is made up of Spencer and Heidi Pratt, Janice Dickinson, John Salley, and Patti Blagojevich. The yellow team is composed of Stephen Baldwin, the Frangela duo, Lou Diamond Philips, Sanjaya Malakar, and Torrie Wilson.

It should be clear right now that of all these people, the lowest watt stars are Frangela, the Pratts, and Patti Blagojevich. Now, Patti bless her heart is taking one for the team: her husband, Rod Blagojevich, was set to do this show, but was prevented from leaving the country during his impeachment trial. So in a pinch, wife Patti took over, and showed herself to be a model of normalcy. She has nothing to promote, so she has nothing to put forward but sweetness and maternal warmth. Frangela are a comedic duo of two African American comediennes, and they have been my favorite ever since I saw them on I Love the 80s. Franny and Angela, along with Stephen Baldwin, represent the cornerstone of wit and humor on which the whole shows rest,

Which leaves us with the Pratts. Now no one would know who these two people were if not for US weekly. They’re on a small MTV show no one watches, and they do stupid things every once in a while for publicity. Like go on their honeymoon to Mexico wearing surgical masks on the beach. Or making awesomely bad music videos.

Which makes it so funny when, 30 minutes after they arrive, Spencer Pratt asks the producer to get NBC chairman Ben Silverman on the phone. Complaining that the crowd of pseudo-celebrities was devaluing their fame (“I’m too rich, I’m too famous to be on this show”), they threaten to walk off. But they don’t. And then a few hours later, they threaten to leave again. It didn’t take the other celebrities—or the viewing audience—long to discover that they were doing this to get attention, and quickly ignored them.

In fact, much might be written about Spencer and Heidi’s highly calculated stupidity, all of it as fake as possible. They’re feigned planning, their faux arrogance, their over-the-top displays of Christianity…it’s all done so the Pratts can get as much attention as possible. But knocking a jug out of Frangela’s hands isn’t as interesting as the other relationships: Janice’s pseudo-racist comments (sample: Janice: “John, there’s a big black monkey up here.” John: “What you trying to state?”) John Salley’s absurd claims of veganism, and Sanjaya’s obscene optimism.

I think one of the best things about I’m A Celebrity may be to help America see how ridiculous and ostentatious a vegan lifestyle is. I hope John Salley teaches everyone a lesson when he fails miserably. On the first episode, though, he tries to stay strong, volunteering to be a cook. “I want to know where my food comes from,” was his argument.

During the 2-hour premier, there were many moments of pain. A fight over dry shampoo. Sanjaya doing a fire dance with the Pratts (’cause you know, Native Americans (like me) don’t watch TV), Patti arguing passionately about her innocent husband.

The first challenge is men against women, eating disgusting things a la Survivor or Tila Tequila. All the challenges are made better by a great deal of hilarious commentary from Frangela and Stephen Baldwin. The challenge has no point other than deciding who gets the chicken and fruit, and who gets leftover rice and beans. Later, to decide what team has immunity, the celebrities are placed head down in a tank of bugs.

In general, these challenges are far more delightful than they would normally be on a show like survivor, because most of these celebrities are so genuinely unlikable. We want to see Spencer Pratt shove a stick insect into his mouth. We are dying to see Janice Dickinson and her chicken neck stretched and distorted with age and jungle heat. It simultaneously fills our need to worship celebrities while watching them fail. So really, everybody wins. Especially when Frangela are involved

Chat with Michelle from Big Brother 10 and Heather from Rock of Love Tonight

Tonight at 10:0 ET you can chat with Michelle Costa from Big Brother 10 on NowLive.com. Also joining her tonight will be Heather from Rock of Love. It should be a lot of fun.

Click here to bookmark the chat room.

BB 10’s Memphis is Auctioning Off His Bandana

When you come in second place on Big Brother, you win $50,000. No, it’s not half a million dollars, but it’s nothing to sneeze at, right? So, you would think that Memphis Garrett, runner up in Big Brother 10, would hang on to a memento or two. Maybe he is, but this week he is eBaying his red Renegades bandanna.

The auction says, “Big Brother 10 Memphis Original Signed Renegade Bandanna Memphis wore this bandanna the entire show.” So it smells all Memphis-y, and stuff. Just kidding; I’m sure it was laundered, something I am not sure about when it comes to Dan Gheesling’s now fossilized lucky black and white shorts.

Check out Memphis’ auctions here.

Big Brother 10’s Michelle Takes Five With RealityRollCall

Michelle Costa, the Portuguese Princess of Big Brother 10 gives us all a little more insight to who she is a person. Make sure you check out Michelle’s Ebay auctions to see what BB10 memorabilia she’s selling.

Name: Michelle Costa
Home Town: Cumberland,RI
Birthday: 12/29/1979
Show(s) You Were On: Big Brother 10

RealityRollCall: Name your three favorite foods:

Michelle: 1.seafood
2.Portuguese food
3.Pizza
4. sushi
5. funnyuns

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BB9’s Chelsia Interviews America’s Favorite BB10’s Keesha

Today Chelsia announced on her blog that she’ll be doing a interview with Big Brother 10’s Keesha. You’ll be able to view the interview live on Real Player’s Superpass, on Feed 4 @ 9/8c. That’s awesome for all the people who forgot to cancel their superpass subscription after BB10 finished, but for everyone else it kind of sucks. No need to worry, you can always sign up for superpass again or just wait until somebody puts the video up on YouTube. Although Chelsia did say she’d be announcing where she and Keesha would be later tonight in the interview and if you wait until the video is up on YouTube, chances are you won’t get to meet them this evening. But then again you if you aren’t in the area, their location wouldn’t matter much to you anyway.

EvelDick’s Post Big Brother 10 Finale Interviews With Dan, Memphis, Libra & Renny

Big Brother 8 winner EvelDick Donato interviews with Memphis, Dan, Renny and Libra.

Big Brother’s EvelDick Interviews April and Ollie (video)

A hilarious, must see video!

(courtesy of BlogTalkRadio.com)

Big Brother 10 Wrap Party Gag Reel

This is a partial film of the Big Brother 10 gag reel.

Renny Big Brother 10 Finale Interview

A video interview with Big Brother 10’s Renny Martyn after the season finale.

(courtesy WeLoveBigBrother.com)

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