Reality Roll Call

I’m really starting to lose patience with Dustin Diamond, and his determination to ruin my memories of the 1980’s. First he beats the crap out of Welcome Back Kotter’s Ron Pallilo in Fox’s Celebrity Boxing. He beat up Horshack! Then, there was his horrible sex tape debacle that brought the phrase “dirty Sanchez” into my vocabulary, which I really could have done without. Then he goes on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, where his fat, jerkish butt brings Maureen McCormick to tears. Making Marcia Brady cry is not cool.

According to TMZ.com Ant, the host of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club and Last Comic Standing judge and former contestant, is $90,000 lighter in his pockets due to a recent identity theft.

It appears that somehow the culprit got hold of Ant’s bank account number, had some phony checks made up and had a great time at Macy’s, Bloomingdales and Neiman Marcus on six-day shopping spree.

Looks like someone had a very Merry Christmas at Ant’s expense. To see the TMZ video, click here.