Screech Ruins Another Childhood Memory With Behind the Bell

I’m really starting to lose patience with Dustin Diamond, and his determination to ruin my memories of the 1980’s. First he beats the crap out of Welcome Back Kotter’s Ron Pallilo in Fox’s Celebrity Boxing. He beat up Horshack! Then, there was his horrible sex tape debacle that brought the phrase “dirty Sanchez” into my vocabulary, which I really could have done without. Then he goes on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, where his fat, jerkish butt brings Maureen McCormick to tears. Making Marcia Brady cry is not cool.

Proving that his douchebaggery has no limits, he is now going to write a tell-book about the Saved by The Bell years, complete with stories of sex, drugs and debauchery. The book, titled “Behind the Bell”, will be written with the help of a ghost writer (or entirely by a ghost writer, no doubt), and is going to be published by Gotham Books.

Some folks will do anything for a buck. Even a Dirty Sanchez.

Ellen Drops Out of of Idols Gives Back

Unfortunately Ellen DeGeneres had to drop out of the special Idol Gives Back episode of American Idol that will be airing live this week. She cited a scheduling conflict as her reason.

No word yet on who, if anyone, will replace her as co-host. Maybe they will bring back first season co-host Brian Dunkleman. Oh, that’s right, he’s probably busy with his successful acting career.  If you count losing weight on Celebrity Fit Club Boot Club as acting.