Reality Roll Call

Congratulations are in order for Larissa “Bootz” Aurora because she is in the motherly way. She has posted an announcement on her MySpace page:

HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT GREAT NEWS! I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME !  WELL,  I AM EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD AND I AM VERY EXCITED! WITH MY NEW CHILD DUE MARCH 28TH 2009 COMES CHANGE, AND I AM READY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH!

I wonder if Baby Phat makes thongs…but if you want to be amused, take a look at the photo with the post on RealityTVScoop.com.

It wouldn’t be August without a Tiffany “New York” Pollard reality show, would it?  New York has done four reality shows for VH1 in two years, and made an appearance in Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School, and will drop by I Love Money before all is said and done. And just when you think there is nothing left for her to do, except maybe another I Love New York, the network has found another reality tv vehicle for her in New York Goes to Hollywood, which airs tonight at 10:00 PM.

Recently The L.A. Times interviewed Tiffany, and as usual, she was quite outspoken. She admits that she is actually addicted to watching reality tv herself, and feels that it “can be a lesson on how not to act.”  And it doesn’t matter to her if people also see her behavior on television as an example of bad conduct, because she doesn’t see herself as a role model

Frankly, I didn’t know Shay “Buckee” Johnson of Flavor of Love and Charm School fame had a sex tape. Then, what D-lister doesn’t? Sex tapes are like hidden birthmarks; a lot of people have them, but it doesn’t mean you want them to show you.

But SOHH.com has a short vid where, they offer Buckee a self-hype moment, and she keeps baiting the interviewer to ask her about the sex tape that she claims she doesn’t want to talk about.

“Yeah, I heard the birthmark on your butt looks like Little Richard. Stop trying to take your pants off…”

Here’s a preview of VH1’s summer reality show, I Love Money, which features a lot of the folks who have amused us on Rock of Love, Flavor of Love and I Love New York. Although there are a few hook-ups, the goal is to be the last man or woman standing at the end of the series, and get paid for all your hard work and scandalous behavior.

We all remember Saaphyri as the winner of Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School and also as the girl who beat up another Flavor of Love contestant over a bed in season 2. But I think the thing that stands out the most is how she offered the girl she beat up some lip chap as they waited to tell Flav who started the fight.

Since then Saaphyri has been preparing a line of lip chap for all your post beatdown chapped lip needs. She just released her official Lip Chap anthem which you can check out below. If you are interested in learning more about Saaphri’s Lip Chap make sure to visit her official website.

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Charm School graduate and winner Saaphyri Windsor will finally get a chance to compete for Flava Flav’s affection when Flavor of Love 3 airs next month.

Those of you who remember Saaphyri from the previous installment of Flav’s reality show will remember that she never even made it to the first elimination as she beat up a fellow contestant over the claim of a sleeping area. Saaphyri learned the error of her ways when she won Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School, and she is ready to go back to VH1’s house of insanity and depravity to win Flava Flav’s heart.

To read more about Saaphyri’s return, head to RealityTVScoop.com

If you watched the Flavor of Love Casting special on Vh-1 over the weekend, you know it’s not to late to vote for the ladies, or gentlemen you would like to vie for Flav’s short-lived attention on Flavor of Love 3.

Check out the voting site and cast your votes. Although technically she can’t do the new show, Becky “Buckwild” is in the lead.

I’m personally rooting for that sexy crossdresser, Sargent Beverly.

You know, I’m starting to get the feeling that this show is not really about finding Flav a life partner.

photo courtesy of VH1.com

Congratulations are in order for Saaphyri Windsor, the winner of VH-1’s reality show, Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School.

Those of you who watched The Flavor of Love 2 might remember Ms. Windsor as the young woman who opened a single serving sized can of whoop-ass on a fellow contestant in a fight over sleeping arrangements. While both young ladies sat in a waiting area preparing to explain the how’s and why’s of the altercation, Saaphyri diplomatically asked the lumped-up woman, “Want some lip chap?” and attempted to hand her the lip balm she was using. And for some reason the girl had the nerve to talk to Saaphyri like she was crazy.