Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Get a Reality Show Just Like You Predicted

Lamar and Khloe sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes “Khlomar”, the newlywed reality show on E! produced by Ryan Seacrest.

I have two things on my Christmas wish-list: that E! gives the world another reality show starring a Kardashian, and that a newly-married celebrity couple bestows upon us a reality show where we can watch them share their lives together with a minimal amount of scripting.

Let’s just say my Christmas is complete.

Sources say that Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers have signed a deal with E! for their own reality show, entitled “Khlomar”. The show will focus on their first months of wedded bliss.

The couple got married in a ceremony on the E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding earlier this month, after dating only a few weeks. The show brought in 3.2 million viewers.

Kardashians add a chimp to their reality show

Just to add a little excitement to the next season of their reality show, the Kardashian family has added a chimpanzee to their household. I’m sure this will be a real ratings booster, because people will be tuning in to Keeping Up With the Kardashians to see if the cute little scamp will go on a rampage and rip everyone’s faces off, like Travis the chimp.

Here’s what Kim wrote on her blog about the newest hairy addition to the family:

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful!

She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed.

Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

I’m trying to image a monkey running around like a teenager…nope; can’t do it. Does this mean that Kim ran around like a chimp when she was a teenager? Anyway, there is so much wrong with Kim’s monkey post (aside from the fact that it reads like it was written by a third grader), especially in light of the most recent chimpanzee news stories.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Necklace for Sale

Here’s something to put on your Christmas list: The necklace that reality show star Kim Kardashian wore in her December 2007 Playboy magazine layout will be up for sale on ShopStyleFolio.com The necklace will go on sale on October 6th at 8 AM, and it will only set you back $3,500. Best of all, shipping is free!

Yvette Craddock, ShopStyleFolio.com Founder and Style Director, states, “According to its designer Sherri Jennings, this necklace is the only one of its kind. It will be part of the www.ShopStyleFolio.com ‘Pop & Print’ collection.”

According to Ms. Craddock, “This necklace’s distinct beauty captured my eye. Only after my purchase of it did I hear the rumor about Kim Kardashian wearing it in her Playboy pictorial. I have confirmed that the rumor is, indeed, fact. The necklace is made of vintage filigree pieces in brass then finished in an antique gold. All of the stones are vintage European. It is definitely a piece that a sexy, confident woman will wear well.” Or a woman who does sex tapes and Dancing With the Stars.

Khloe Kardashian Reveals That She is A Wuss

Maybe it wasn’t Khloe Kardashian’s intention to come off as a punk, but after telling Ryan Seacrest that her 173 minutes in jail were “terrifying,” I realized that she could probably get mugged for her shoes in broad daylight by any big-boned woman in a pair of khakis.

Khloe, who stars with her sister Kim and family in the E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, spent 173 minutes in jail for violating a DUI charge. On Seacrest’s radio show, she said that she was made to watch a film on how to be a good inmate. She actually didn’t spend time with the prison population, so three hours of incarceration was spent in solitary. It was kind of like a grown woman being given a “time out”. Or being sent to her room without dinner, except that it’s worse than being sent to her room. There were no ammenties!

You know, the world would be a better place if everyone who committed a crime could be scared straight by watching a film, and sitting alone for a few hours.

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Brandy’s Mother is Suing the Kardashians

Sonja Norwood, mother of R&B singer Brandy and her sex-tape star brother Ray J, will being seeing The Kardashians in court in February.

Norwood is suing Kim and all her siblings for allegedly racking up over $120,000 in authorized charges on her credit card back when Kim worked as her personal assistant and Ray J’s co-star in 2006 and 2007. For the record, the Kardashians vehemently deny the charges. The case goes to court February 9, 2009.

Brandy was last seen as a judge on America’s Got Talent, Kim and her family can been seen every week on the reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! Ray J can be seen sitting at home, watching his sex tape, and wondering why it didn’t revive his career.