Reality Roll Call

Megan Hauserman of I Love Money, Rock of Love, Rock of Love Girls: Charm School and Beauty and the Geek notariety is auctioning off the black swimsuit she wore in her I Love Money elimination. As I write this, the bids are at a bit over $1,500.

In order to ensure its authenticity, the swimsuit with come with a notarized document of authenticity, signed by Megan herself. According to Megan, proceeds from the auction will go to a charity that will be, “spreading awareness for mentally challenged dogs,”  like her not-too-swift Chihuahua/hand-warmer, Lily.

Here is a link to the auction.

Rocker and reality show star Bret Michaels has suspended his Rock of Love Bus tour to assist the families of two people who were killed in a crash that was caused by a “Rock” roadie.

Teenagers Yasmin Jackson and Kevetta Davis were fatally injured in a car accident that occured Friday on Interstate 57 in Illinois. The accident was caused when Michaels’ roadie, Dennis Hernendez fell asleep while driving a truck to  a Rock of Love shooting location. The truck veered off the road, crossing the median strip and killing the two girls.

Although Hernandez was assisting in the Rock of Love shoot, he was not an actual associate of Bret Michaels or part of his tour staff, according to VH1.

VH1 issues this statement:

Who knew that all of these VH1 dating shows would have such spin off appeal? It seems like every time I turn around the contestants are showing up on some other show. There use to be a time where once your show ended you weren’t seen again until the reuninion, but not any more, the people make sure to keep busy.

This Thursday, September 25th the Flavor of Love girls will be face the Rock of Love girls on FOX’s new hit game show “Hole In the Wall.”

GONZALES, Texas–(BUSINESS WIRE)–General admission and VIP tickets are on sale now at Ticketmaster for this year’s inaugural Gonzales Thunder Rally, a three-day rock festival and bike rally Oct. 10-12 at JB Wells Park in historic Gonzales, south of Austin, east of San Antonio, featuring special guest Bret Michaels of Poison and VH-1 “Rock of Love” fame.

The festival, which has already booked AXE and Great White and is busy booking others for Oct. 10, welcomes special guest Bret Michaels, Poison frontman and star of VH-1’s “Rock of Love” reality show, which just finished its second season. Bret’s new CD “Rock My World” is in stores now. Poison has sold 25 million records and had 15 Top 40 singles. The Gonzales Thunder Rally was added to Bret’s VH-1 Presents Rock of Love Tour 2008 – he’s headlining Saturday, Oct. 11. Electric Ocean opens.

• General Admission tickets: $45 for all 3 days

Here’s a preview of VH1’s summer reality show, I Love Money, which features a lot of the folks who have amused us on Rock of Love, Flavor of Love and I Love New York. Although there are a few hook-ups, the goal is to be the last man or woman standing at the end of the series, and get paid for all your hard work and scandalous behavior.

Here’s rocker and Rock of Love star Bret Michaels’ new video for his latest release, Raine, about his daughter. You’ll get to see Bret all dolled up and prog-rock metrosexual, with his extensions blowing in the wind, and his eyeliner applied so perfectly it’s disturbing. But just so you don’t confuse him with a lady, he’s got a beard. It’s almost as if he’s afraid to be as pretty as he secretly wants to be.

Finally, VH1 has come up with a spinoff of their “love” reality shows that totally throws the, “Are you here for me?” question out the window. This summer the cable network will be launching their new show, “I Love Money.”

Honestly, we all knew that everyone on Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York was not there for love. It was always a joke when Flav or New York would suddenly suspect that a contestant was not “there for them”, because everyone was there to boost their careers, or at least get recognized on the street and asked to host parties.

According to Variety.com, former contestants of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York will be competing in a series of reality show competitions, not for fake tv love, but cash prizes. The show has already been filmed, and the casting special is set to air on July 6th, and the series will debut on July 13. Carmelo Anthony’s baby’s mama and VH1 Flavor of Love reunion host, Alani “La La” Vasquez will host the show.

Well, the moment Rock of Love fans have been waiting for has finally arrived. After weeks of drunken, embarrassing, silicone booby-bouncing cat fights, and wildly slung rock star cliches, Poison frontman Bret Michaels has chosen his Rock of Love.

Ambre Lake, the 37 year old from Chicago, was chosen over the much younger Daisy de la Hoya to swap bodily fluids with Brett until something better comes along for either one of them. According to the blog at VH1, even though the two have been physically apart since taping the show’s finale five months ago, the two are still together.

Congrats to the both of them…oh and Bret; see you next year on Rock of Love 3.

Check out LIVE: The TV Blog, for a fun-filled recap.

Reality show Rock of Love star, and Poison frontman Bret Michaels was named in a lawsuit that charges him and producers Mindless Entertainment with causing almost $400,000 of damage to the house used to film the VH1 show.

The newly constructed house used to film the dating competition show belongs to Ray Sahranavard, who permitted them to use the house for two months, with the agreement that nothing Mindless did during the filming would “cause any type of damage or any integral change to the plaintiff’s.” But apparently, Bret and the girls skanked up the joint to the tune of $378,269. Not only that, but Sahranavard’s lawyers allege that he was led to believe that they had an insurance policy to cover the damages, which was not true.

To read more on this story, click here.

You all will remember Heather as the runner up on Bret Michaels Rock of Love. Well, she wants to let all her fans know what she’s been up to as of late.  Check out her guest blog below.

HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND FANS:

I KNOW IT HAS BEEN AWILE SINCE MY LAST BLOG AND I AM SORRY TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN AWAITING THIS ONE. I HAVE HAD A FEW TRAGIC THINGS HAPPEN RECENTLY WHICH HAS PUT THIS BLOG ON HOLD.