Reality Roll Call’s WTF of the Day: Verne Troyer takes a spill to music

Anyone who saw Verne Troyer on the reality show, The Surreal Life knows that he cannot hold his alcohol. TMZ caught Verne this week tipping over as he tried to get into his car. Jimmy Kimmel put it to music:

Kat Williams Jumps On the Flavor Flav Racism Train (Strong Language)

Sometime earlier this year Comedy Central did a Roast for Flavor Flav, star of reality show Flavor of Love, and participant in The Surreal Life and Strange Love, and some other totally embarrassing sitcom. Comedian Kat Williams was the host of the roast, and he has been doing a bit recently where he talks about the overt racism and Flav’s take on it.

This video has strong language and liberal use of the N-word, but it is funny. Especially if you saw the roast, which was also funny.

Brady Bunch Mom Warned Chris Knight Not to Marry for Reality TV

Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson said he warned her television son Christopher Knight not to get engaged for the sake of reality TV.

Knight, who is currently married to model and America’s Next Top Model winner, Adrienne Curry,  met his wife in 2005 on the reality show, The Surreal Life, where they fell in love. They continued to date off the show, and went on to do three season’s of their own reality show, My Fair Brady, which chronicled their courtship, engagement, and married life.

According to Roger Caitlin of courant.com, Henderson felt that VH1 was “like, forcing him to get engaged,” and Knight asked her to counsel them. She went on to say that , “they didn’t take my advice at all.”

“They asked if I would come counsel them before the marriage,” said Henderson, who is a certified hypnotherapist.  “I said, ‘No, but maybe I’ll come counsel the divorce.’”

I am very sure that Adrienne Curry will be addressing Caitlin’s story on her MySpace blog if she hasn’t already. She is a habitual self-Googler and comments quite frequently on what she reads about herself.

…And she already has. Click here to read Adrienne Curry’s response.

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight to Star in Fallen Angels

Reality television stars, and married couple Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight will be making the jump to movies, as they both star in a soon to be released horror film, Fallen Angels.

Christopher Knight, who is best known for his role as middle son Peter Brady in the classic sitcom, The Brady Bunch, met his wife Adrianne on VH-1 reality show, The Surreal Life, and the two have been a couple ever since. Adrianne was first introduced to the public as the winner of the first cycle of America’s Next Top Model. The two went on together to star in their own VH-1 reality show, My Fair Brady.

The film, which will be released to DVD on November 13, has already won Best Picture at London’s Horrorfest, as well as Chicago’s Horror Film Festival.

According to writer and director Jeff Thomas , “A CSI team uncovers a set of 100-year-old bones at the prison when the prison’s going to be demolished, it leads from one mystery to the next. It leads to an entire legion of demons based upon the seven deadly sins.”

Here is a preview of the movie. Be forewarned; it’s delightfully violent and gory.

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For more on Fallen Angels, visit the official website.

Rap Duo Salt n Pepa Reunite for Reality Show

On October 15th VH-1 will debut “The Salt ‘n’ Pepa Show”, a reality show staring former rap stars Sandy “Pepa” Denton, and Cheryl James Wray, formerly known as “Salt”.

The series reunites them to resolve the issues surrounding their break-up, and to have them performing together again. Wray has spent the years since deciding to leave the group raising a family in Long Island, and devoting herself to her spirituality. Denton was most recently on VH-1’s The Surreal Life, a show that has been known to revive former superstars to b-list notoriety.

Salt ‘n’ Pepa were on the top of their game when they broke up in the nineties. Who knows, maybe the duo has one more hit in them.

For more about “The Salt ‘n’ Pepa” show click Here.