Tila Tequila’s Breast Cast Auction Tops $60,000 With Days Left to Bid

Reality show star Tila Tequila has partnered with The Keep-A-Breast Foundation and is auctioning a painted cast of her breasts on eBay to raise money for breast cancer patients. We are only a few days in, and the last time I checked the bidding was at $60,100, with a little over seven days left to bid. The winner of the auction will also receive a phone call from Tila in addition to being the proud owner of the big red booby cast.

If the auction isn’t already too rich for your blood, or if you just want to look out of curiosity, click here to check out the auction.

Tila Tequila Says She Was Attacked by Six Men

Tila Tequila has taken to the Internet to tell fans about another terrifying ordeal – the model-turned-singer alleges she was the victim of a vicious assault at a gas station.

The former reality TV star claims she was forced to flee in her car after she was attacked by six men as she said goodbye to a female pal in Hollywood earlier this week.

She took to her page on Twitter.com to tell followers, “I was dropping off my Gf (girl friend) and then 6 guys attacked me at a gas station!! That is so f**ked up! How are 6 men going to attack a woman??? One of the guys tried to grab me so I said “Don’t f**king grab me,” then a gang of the guys rolled up on me and was like ‘F**k U Bitch’ etc!!!

“Then they all started ganging up on me when I’m By Myself and I got so scared! I ran to my car and they started chasing me! So wrong! Then while one guy was about to grab me and hit me, his friend was taking pictures…. It was really scary! This makes me so upset!”

In April, the pin-up told fans she was the victim of a crazed stalker who broke into her home and locked her dog in the trunk of her car. -from WENN

Stars from Rock of Love and A Shot a Love go head to head on Battle of the Bods

Fox Reality Channel is bringing sexy back with all-new episodes of its successful original series, “Battle of the Bods,” proving you don’t have to be a man to think like one. Clothes come off and claws come out on “Battle of the Bods,” which takes five outspoken ladies who must rank themselves in order of physical attractiveness in order to match the rankings of a panel of male judges sitting behind a one-way mirror. If the women are successful, they win cash prizes. Feisty British comedienne Olivia Lee (Punk’d, Comedy Lab: Olivia Lee’s Naughty Bits) returns to host all-new episodes of the eye candy-filled original, “Battle of the Bods,” premiering Saturday, February 14 at 10p/9c.

In “Battle of the Bods,” the five women compete in three rounds to rank their best attributes, which include the categories face, butt, chest, legs and the full package. For every rank the women match with the male judges, they build their cash prize. The male judges don’t get off that easy though – at the end of each episode the tables are turned and the ladies get their chance to rank the men’s bodies for bonus cash.

Watch for special “Reality Star” episodes with men and women from some of the most popular reality shows including, “Rock of Love” (VH1) and “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” (MTV), and a “grudge match,” featuring some audience-favorite females from previous shows.     

Tila Tequila Has A Video Blog Just for You. Now go buy her book

Tila Tequila fans will be happy to know that she has written a book, and it is ready for pre order .  The book,, in which she tells everyone about her life and loves, and what it’s like to pretend to be bisexual as a career, will hit stores in December.

OK, maybe it’s not about pretending to be a bisexual, I’m sure she wrote it as a real, true bisexual.  The book is called, “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.”  and to celebrate the book, she has a special gift just for you, her fans:

From Tila’s  website:

I MADE A VIDEO BLOG JUST FOR YOU, BUT THE END OF THE FREAKIN VIDEO GOT CUT OFF FOR SOME REASON!  UGH!  STUPID PHOTOBOOTH DOESN’T WORK RIGHT!  HAHA!  ANYWAY…THE PART WHERE I GOT CUT OFF, I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ALL AND I PROMISE YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS BOOK!  IT’S FULL OF MY WIT AND LIFE EXPERIENCES AND ENCOURAGES EVERYONE TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS…..NO MATTER WHAT!  CHECK OUT THE VIDEO AND PRE-ORDER THE BOOK!  MUAH! XOXOXO

Click here to see the video.

Tila Tequila and Will.i.am are Dating? Gross!

Word on the street is that America’s favorite internet whore and one of the member’s of your mother’s favorite “hip-hop group” are hooking up. Tila Tequila and Will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas fame were seen canoodling at the Maxim Hot 100 party last month. What did you expect, that she would be seen with a girl? Get it through your head; she’s is only fake-bi, like countless other chicks who like to show their boobies and kiss girls on the internet.

Sources say the two odd-looking specimens were seen holding hands and kissing each other on the cheek all night. It’s really good to see that she is starting to warm up to public displays of affection, since she always seems to be so shy about expressing herself physically.

Tila can be seen pretending to look for a mate on A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, and Will.i.am is probably somewhere trying to work on something deep and meaningful.

Tila Tequila Takes Credit for Same Sex Marriage. Hilarity ensues.

Actually, it would be funny if we all didn’t know Acorn-head was serious. But, in a recent interview in US Magazine, Tila Tequila takes credit for gay marriage being legal in California:

“It is because of me – I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

Because, you know, people haven’t been fighting for gay rights for decades. And, you know, all politicians do in their spare time is watch MTV. That is the demographic that MTV is catering to right? And people respect Acorn-headed, internet whores who pretend to be bisexual so they can skank it up on TV for a modest amount of attention, right?

Someone tell her that the world is much larger, much smarter, and has a lot more important things to do than to care about how she pretends to live her life on A Shot at Love WIth Tila Tequila.

A Shot At Love 2’s Mason Sharrow Wants You To Check Him Out

Those of you who watched A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, may not remember Mason Sharrow, but he wants to reintroduce himself. Mason left A Shot at Love very early on, but has dropped a brief message off at Reality Roll Call, and we want to pass those words on.

Mason, who is a stuntman, invites everyone to check out the stunts that he did for a movie that is currently in post-production called Gutter King and to check out his podcast on Hemp Beach TV.

Mason also has more reality TV aspirations. “I’m also hoping that you people out there wanna see ‘the nice guy’ from ASAL 2, and write to bunim-murray.com and tell them you wanna see me finally get drunk on Real World 21!” Better hurry up Mason, since they’re already filming in Brooklyn.