J Lo Signs on With TLC for a Reality Show

 

Jennifer Lopez wants us all in her business again. She has signed on to do a reality show on TLC, according to Access Hollywood.

J.Lo, who does not want to be called J.Lo anymore, wanted everyone to mind their own business since marrying Latin singer Skeletor…I mean, Marc Anthony. She even tried to conceal her pregnancy, even though she was a big as a house. But now that she has birthed them babies and pimped them in People magazine, we can soon tune in every week and invade the privacy of her and her family.

Unfortunately, watching her live her life hasn’t been as interesting since she stopped hanging out with the likes of Diddy and Ben Afleck. Settling down does that to a person. Ben Afleck is pretty damn dull as well, then again, he always was. He just had us fooled.

But I digress. Jennifer’s show is going to show her as she tries to develop a new fragrance and raise her two babies, and tighten up the bolts in the sides of Marc Anthony’s neck.

No word yet on what the show will be called or when it will be aired.