Paris Won’t Have a Double Wedding With Nicole

Paris Hilton has squashed rumors that she would be having a double wedding with her BFF, and Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie. The two are currently hooked up with twin brothers Benji and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte. Nicole has a baby daughter with Joel.

Paris says that even though she has heard the double wedding rumor, she would want to have separate weddings.

Probably because they wouldn’t be able to round up enough puppies for the bridal bouquets.

Is Paris Hilton Pregnant?

Paris Hilton with child? It wouldn’t be surprising, you know. She is dating her best friend’s baby daddy’s twin brother, Benji Madden. And even though she is looking for a new BFF, I don’t think that’s going to work out. So, if she had more in common with her childhood friend and Simple Life cohort, Nicole Richie, they could do so much more fun stuff together. Just like I wrote in my idea for their new reality show.

Even though it hasn’t been confirmed, there are some interesting pictures over at Popbytes.com, and she certainly looks to have a croissant in the hearth, right down to the protruding navel.

Don’t believe me? Click here to see for yourself.

Paris Hilton Headed Back to Reality TV

Fun-loving, disinherited socialite Paris Hilton will be making her way back to reality tv airwaves, in search of a new BFF.

Paris, who is best known for her reality tv hijinks with childhood friend Nicole Richie on The Simple Life, is sad and lonely and is looking for a new best friend, and hopes to find it among the contestants on her new reality show. After all, every girl needs a friend to drive panty-less to clubs with. And, as everyone knows from all the reality dating shows, the best place to find a sincere, long-term relationship is to pick one from a group of wanna-be actors on a reality show.

I think Paris is not seeing the real opportunity, though. According to sources, she is dating her best friend’s baby’s-daddy’s twin brother, Benji Madden. So, how about the two of them hook up, and adopt a baby? Sure, it’s not as easy as finding a new best friend, but it would be entertaining. Then, for the second season of the show, she and Nicole can get back together, and do The Simple Life: Baby Edition. Then, when the babies get into the terrible twos, they can do a crossover show with The Supernanny.

Somebody tell Paris to give me a call.