Reality Roll Call

For those of you who have been following the post-Big Brother 8 pursuits of winner Dick Donato, you know that he does a podcast on RealNetworks, and that he is pitching a reality tv show called “EvelDick Behind Bars“.

Now, if I were pitching a show called EvelDick Behind Bars, I would  have E.D. live for three days with petty criminals in a secure halfway house, competing for a $50,000. His job would be to try to drive the contestants to the brink of tears or attempted assault, and the contestant who is left in the house after three days wins. If they all break down, he wins the money.

His idea is more civilized that that, fortunately. In his words:

With the season finale of Big Brother 10 tonight, I  think it’s appropriate for me to wrap up my Player’s Fatal Mistakes. Depending on what happens tonight, we’ll find out whether Dan or Memphis made a fatal mistake in their game play.

Michelle: Actually, this eviction  made the least sense to me. Michelle was actually a victim of Ollie’s stupidity.  She didn’t actually do anything, aside from break down into personal, irrational, paranoid strategies in the end.  But I do think that overall, she would have lasted longer had she not gotten into the “us versus them” mentality .

As we reach the end of another wild season of Big Brother, it’s time for me to take on the role of Monday morning quarterback and tell you  where I think each player blew their chance at a half a million dollars. It’s time for Player’s Fatal Mistakes.

Now, I know that I haven’t been a fan of Dan’s game play, and I am really struggling to see anything Memphis had done this season in the way of active strategizing (making deals with everyone doesn’t require much thought). But at the end of the game,  you have to admit that at least one of the two people played the game well. So, I give Dan all due respect. I think the biggest issue that I have from an entertainment standpoint, was that The Renegades weren’t as cool or as awesome as their name would lead you to believe.  Let’s move on:

Name: EvelDick
Home town: Elmont, NY/North Long Beach, CA
Birthday: 6/24/63
Show(s) you were on: The Biggest Loser (or as CBS calls it, Big Brother

RealityRollCall: Name three hidden talents you have:

Evel Dick: 1. I can gulp a 16oz beer down in about 3 seconds
2. I can belch the national anthem, while grabbing my crotch and not get boo’d out of a park.
3. I can shoot ping pong balls with Jameka’s name on them, out of my ass while tearing up a picture of both the pope and George W.

Each week on Big Brother 10 the Head of Household blogs about their experience in the BB house to date. Dan just stepped down as HoH. This is his blog:

First off, I have to thank AMERICA for voting me America’s Player!!! Finding out that I was voted America’s Player was a huge surprise for me personally. I truly appreciate it from the bottom of my heart and I am very humbled by those who voted. I did my best to give you (America) exactly what you asked for, especially with the masculine yet awkward 18 second hug.

In this house I try not to take ANYTHING too seriously because this is a once in a lifetime experience. Everyday I am in this house I try to stay as positive as I can because even when the chips are down a positive attitude can pull you through a lot of tough situations.

Picture this: it’s summer 2007, and Big Brother 8 is going full steam. Daniele Donato is winning more competitions than the law allows, Amber is somewhere crying about life in general, and Evel Dick is raising hell. And Dan Gheesling is America’s Player, squirting mustard on Jen’s clothing, casting “hinkey” votes and at our beck and call. Yes, instead of Eric in the DR, raising his eyebrow and getting his orders from America, it could have been Dan in the DR, over projecting his voice and heeding our wishes.

The Big Brother player who has turned the house upside down this week, actually first applied to be on the show two years ago, according to an interview with his sister, Kelly. The producers actually asked him to be on the show two or three times, but he turned it down because the timing wasn’t right for him and he wanted to finish college.

Ever wonder how they take all that footage of 24-7 observation of the Big Brother contestants and condense it all into three one hour episodes a week? Take a look:

Each week on Big Brother 10 the Head of Household blogs about their experience in the BB house to date. Renny just stepped down as HoH. This is  her blog:

With Renny’s nominations of Jerry, and April, there’s nobody in the house other than them or Ollie that would change the nominations if they won veto. I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to see that that’s pretty bad odds for the nominees, at least a first glance anyway. If we run down the list of remaining house guests it looks like the nominees would have a pretty good chance of winning the veto…

Renny: She’s smart, but if it’s something extremely physical that requires speed, she’ll be a long shot to win it. All she’s won this season was the HoH competition.

Keesha: She’s a really good competitor,  but she can’t seem to get over that hump that makes her a dominant force in competitions. If memory serves me right she only won HoH once.

Just recently Zach had a little sit down with the ” Big Brother Loop” and gave them an update on his life after Big Brother. We all know that he started his own clothing line by the name of Dolphin Crash but he is also up to a few new things. In the interview he talks about reuniting with Sweets(the ex he mentioned on the show), rescuing dolphins, falling on swords, and even some panty munching. Ok, maybe I made up the panty munching part but the interview is pretty interesting. Chek out the interview at the BigBrotherLoop.com