Evel Dick Donato Gives Us Hope for the future of Big Brother 11

No one is happy about the way this season of  Big Brother 11 turned out. I like Jordan, but let’s be honest; right now it looks like the final two will be Kevin and Natalie. Natalie was not likable from the start, but Kevin was kind of quiet in the house for the first few weeks, so the only thing I disliked about him was his fashion sense. What’s with the haircut? It’s like he told his barber to cut racing stripes into his head.

But, despite the nasty remarks he’s made recently, I think outside of the house Kevin is probably a nice guy. Natalie, on the other hand, I’m not too sure about. She has displayed absolutely no redeeming qualities since she has been in the house. In a lot of ways, she’s like a female Jessie. Except, she is totally devoid of a sense of humor, and the ability to have a normal conversation with another person. Which makes her worse than Jessie.

But Evel Dick Donato from Big Brother 8 says that there may in fact be hope for us all. He writes in his MySpace blog:

Big Announcement….

The final three is so f***ing horrible this year that they are going to have a triple eviction and tell them all to kill themselves, that they suck, America hates them (except Jordan, but she won’t understand anyhow) and that they are replacing them with myself, JP, MB & DR. That way at least someone might watch the final episodes and give a f**k what happens.

But CBS will have something to say today….
Listen for it and watch thurs

Big Brother 11 Week 8 Spoiler: Is it the End of the Game for Jeff?

A lot has happened since Thursday’s episode of Big Brother 11 that ended in the early stages of a Head of Household Challenge. Kevin, who has  come in second in many challenges this season, won this particular challenge and is now HoH. First thing on his agenda: getting rid of Jeff.

His nominations for eviction were Michelle and Jeff. This isn’t a surprise, since he spoke of getting rid of Jeff in the Diary Room and in conversations with Natalie. It’s a smart move for anyone left in the house. Jeff is a major player. Kevin, on the other hand, is not. I really don’t think this move is going to take him any closer to winning the game, because I don’t think there is anyone in the house who really thinks it would benefit them to take him to the end.

From one perspective, it looks  like he floated his way to this point in the game, but did he really? All he really did was not get caught up in any of the drama in the house. He was quiet when he needed to be, and was friendly to everyone in the house, even the obviously homophobic Jessie. A man with no enemies is not someone you want beside you in the final two, especially in the season of Big Brother.

Jeff’s only hope at avoiding eviction was the Veto Competition. This week the competition was the “scrambled faces” game. Michelle won. The funny thing is that last week Jeff and Jordan watched Michelle staring at the Memory Wall, and it sparked the argument in which Jeff begged Jordan to start studying for those types of contests, and Jordan seemed to not get the significance. I think she gets it now.

Of course, Michelle will pull herself off the block, and Kevin intends to replace her with Jordan. Jordan, who is not at all happy with the way things are going, has told Jeff that if she goes on the block, she will quit the game, thereby sparing him elimination for the week. Jeff is telling her not to do it. Last time I checked, he is trying to work out a deal with Natalie, to take her to the final two if she can convince the house not to evict him.

Things look bad for Jeff, and it looks like he will be saying hello to Russell in the Jury House very soon. But if things go as I suspect, so will Kevin.

Big Brother 11 Week 6 – Jordan is HoH!

Early this morning I let you all know that Chima “excused” herself from the game. This afternoon something else crazy happened: Jordan won HOH!

OnThursday’s show Julie let us know that it was going to be a double eviction, but I guess Chima’s exit sped everything along. Michele doesn’t seem too upset about her HoH reign being cut short either, as her nomination of Chima was the straw that broke the camel’s back and resulted in her leaving. I have to admit, the Coup D’etat shook this game up way more than I ever thought it would. This is the most exciting season since season 8 and I’m wondering what Evel Dick would do next if he was there.

PS: Now Lydia and Natalie are talking about quitting. Talk about poor sports. Soon as you aren’t in power you decide everyone is cheating and you want to quit.

Update: As a result of the competition, Lydia has gone off the deep end, and is trying to “pull a Chima” to get kicked out. Read more…

Big Brother 11 Week 6 – Is Chima Gone?

Chima is out of the game, and the BB House is a little less crazy

Boy, has this been a crazy 58 or so hours. Coup D’etat was used, Jessie went home, Michelle nominated both Chima and Natalie for eviction, and now Chima quit? Or was kicked out?

We don’t know for certain yet if Chima quit the game, but since the “live” show on Thursday Chima,and to a lesser extent Natalie have been on an anti-BB tirade. Natalie’s actions were brought on by Jessie’s evicition and she really wanted to believe that somebody cheated, but she eventually came to accept that it was just a game. Chima, on the other hand, did not. She began moving Jeff and Russell’s  clothes, and even stole Russell’s Rosary beads. In addition to playing hide and go seek with peoples belongings she also made snippy comments to them whenever they were in the same room, but they took the higher ground and chose to ignore her. Finally, seeing that she couldn’t get the reaction she wanted out of her enemies, she decided to focus her attention on the ones who made this all possible; the producers of the show.

(I have to finish this fast, because I have been watching the feeds all night, and my laptop is overheating, and is about to shut down.)

After she took all of Russell and Jeff’s clothes, she grabbed a roll of toilet paper and a bottle of hot sauce and went into her room. She wasn’t seen after that for a long time. But basically, she really ramped up the “Middle East terrorist” talk towards Russell, and started refusing to mic up in the house, by turning her mic off and then taking the pack off altogether and throwing in the water.

Then, suddenly the feeds went down for an hour, and from what I can see, Chima is no where to be found in the house. Jeff, Russell, Jordan and Michelle and referring to her in the past tense, and they are wondering out loud if someone new will be brought back, and if Ronnie will go to the jury house in her place.

We will update as we get more information. Please forgive any typos because I really need to go to sleep.

Update: Chima is most definitely gone for not listening to production. From what I understand, they cut the feeds when Alison Grodner entered the house. Some house guests say she quit, Natalie said that she doesn’t think she quit because she didn’t take her belongings and left in a “dramatic ” way. Frankly, I think she was forced to leave (even if they put a “spin” on it) because that mad woman was building herself up to something really bad. -Faith

Now, Jordan is the new Head of Household. Click here to read more.

Chima tells her side of the story. Read more…

Big Brother 11 Week 4 HoH Winner Spoilers

Gallons of water spilled, countless encounters with an over sized diploma, eight fallen house guests, and three and a half hours later and Russell comes up victorious. Below I note key events in the competition.

One hour and 30 minutes in Jordan suddenly dropped.

Two hours and 20 minutes in Chima who earlier in the competition some how did a back flip dropped to the ground.

Two hours and 42 minutes in Michelle finally drops leaving only the two boys, Jeff and Russell.

Two hours and 51 minutes in Russell announces that he’s going to pee himself, and then he does.

Three hours and eleven minutes in and negotiations between Jeff and Russell break down when neither of them will drop. Russell’s reason was because he wanted a letter from his dad, and Jeff’s reason was because it was just him and Jordan and even though he trusted Russell he couldn’t be certain that he wouldn’t waiver once Jessie got in his ear.

Three hours and 25 minutes in Jeff finally decides to drop after confirming numerous times that Russell wouldn’t nominate him or Jordan this week.

As one of the first 5 people to drop out of the HOH competition, Jordan got the task of picking the three have nots for the week. In an attempt to be fair to everyone in the house she put the names in a graduation cap and pulled them out in front of the house. She decided to leave out the former Brains because she didn’t think it would be fair for them to be “Have Nots” two weeks in a row. The first name she pulled from the hat was Russell’s but since he won HoH the house decided that Russell’s name would represent Natalie so she was the first have not. The second name pulled was Kevin. The final name pulled from the hat was Jeff, but everyone decided that being on the HOH apparatus for 3 and a half hours got him a pass, so Jordan had to pick again. The next name she picked was Jessie, who had a mini blow up, that resulted in a game of  “Guess The Number.” Jordan picked a number between 1-20 and told it to Chima and Lydia and Jessie had to pick a number and the person who was off by the most would be the 3rd “Have Not” of the week.

Lydia chose 13 and Jessie picked 12. It turns out that the number Jordan said was 15 so Jessie still ended up a “Have Not” for the week. Right after the game Jessie stormed off towards the bath room, prompting Lydia to call him a sore loser and say she’d be a have not if he was going to be a baby about it. Jessie eventually said he’d be a “Have Not” and he rushed off only because he was angry that he lost twice, but he had no problem being a have not.

Big Brother 11 Endurance HoH Comp Update

It’s an hour and five minutes into the competition and already two of my three choices have been eliminated. Since the feeds were going in and out it was hard to keep track of exactly what time each person fell, but I’m pretty sure I have the order right.

Kevin was first to fall, we got to see him laying on his back when the feeds came on for about 45 seconds.

Ronnie was the seconds to fall. I didn’t get to see how he fell but I saw him sitting on the sidelines. At that same time there was a lot of dry heaving from the remaining house guest namely Michelle and Natalie. Then the feeds went black.

When the came back on both Natalie and Lydia were sitting on the sideline next to each other shivering while Ronnie went on about still feeling like he wanted to hurl. Everyone else is busy hanging on for dear life in the rain while they continue to get whacked by their diploma.

Big Brother 11 Week 2 Nomination Spoilers

I’ll admit that I didnt watch the feed for while after Ronnie won HoH because I”m a sore loser, and things didn’t go the way I wanted with the eviction or the HoH. But I have a job to do, so I had to see how Ronnie was explaining his vote. It turns out he wasn’t. He was putting the blame on Michelle.

Initially he tried to blame Casey, but people weren’t really buying it, so he decided to place the blame on Michelle. This flimsy story was widely accepted as the truth, for a while at least.

As expected, Ronnie put Jeff up on the block and coupled him with Laura. From the talk around the house, Laura is the real target and Jeff is there only as pawn. Both Jessie and Natalie approached Jeff and told him that he had their votes. They were soon followed by Lydia and Russell, so I do think that he might actually be the pawn. Ronnie even went as far as to tell him to make sure he won veto, because he doesn’t want him to go home. Sure,Ronnie told Laura the same thing, but if you take into account what everyone else says it looks like Jeff is in the clear, unless he does something stupid to piss everyone off.

While I’m typing this the veto competition has gone underway. So when it wraps up and the veto is used I’ll let you guys know.