Reality Roll Call

For the past month Evel Dick has been a very busy man. As expected he’s had a lot of involvement with the Big Brother 10 wrap up interviews, but in addition to that he’s been traveling the world and getting his television piolet “Evel Dick Behind Bars.” To find out the finer details and what else he’s been up to head on over to his live chat, on NowLive.com that’ll take place on October 6th 2008 at 11pm est / 8pm pacific.

Name: Zach Swerdzewski
Home town: Tallahassee, FL GO NOLES!
Birthday:4-17-77
Show(s) you were on: BIg Brother 8

Zach: 1. Competitive Raquetball Player
2. Scuba Diver & Surfer
3. MTG Professional Card Player

Zach: Sushi and Seafood
2. Movie Theaters
3. The Beach

Zach: Finishing my Rescue Diving Certificate
2. Getting Dolphincrash.com Internationally and Continental (Ongoing)
3. Built a TV Show and working it into Pilot Season for 2008 or Spring 2009

If you’d like to learn more about Zach visit Dolphin Crash or his MySpace page.

Name: EvelDick
Home town: Elmont, NY/North Long Beach, CA
Birthday: 6/24/63
Show(s) you were on: The Biggest Loser (or as CBS calls it, Big Brother

RealityRollCall: Name three hidden talents you have:

Evel Dick: 1. I can gulp a 16oz beer down in about 3 seconds
2. I can belch the national anthem, while grabbing my crotch and not get boo’d out of a park.
3. I can shoot ping pong balls with Jameka’s name on them, out of my ass while tearing up a picture of both the pope and George W.

Deadwood
Michelle wins HOH this week. Absolutely incredible. The funny thing is her targets this week. April made an agreement to spare Jesse from the block when she and April were competing for HOH the previous week. April went back on her word, proving she cannot be trusted. Michelle, of all people, should have seen that red flag from the get go. Then again, she is the Deadwood this season, so perhaps she has not been playing this game all along, or without a brain. If you have the chance to take out the person on top wouldn’t you do that, versus getting out the henchmen?… who knows. Needless to say, her thoughts on stirring up the house and continuing to get in Keesha’s face will prove to hurt her in this house for sure in weeks to come.

I wanted to wait until Sunday, July 20^th aired before I wrote my first Take.  And after seriously watching each person, and their movements and actions, I have come to many conclusions about this summer’s Big Brother houseguests:

The Meathead
First off, here’s my thoughts on this week’s HOH, Jesse. “Unbelievable” in one word… This guy looks like Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. Casting did an incredible job finding this vain character. Although he puts out great TV, he has truly proven that he does not have the strength to make his own decisions, and must maintain in a collective way of thinking. OMG… people unable to think in this game, surprise, surprise! And that arrogant comment at the end of the show about not being able to get his full bicep in the camera: CLASSIC.

Reality Roll Call is proud to welcome Zach Swerdzewski of Big Brother 8 as a contributor. BB fans may remember Zach as the winner of the final, marathon endurance competition against Evel Dick Donato. Zach will be checking in once a week, sharing his thoughts on this season of Big Brother from the perspective of a successful game player.

Aside from being a graphic designer, Zach is the founder of Dolphincrash, which features his sportswear-oriented clothing line, and photography. Click here to check it out.

Just recently Zach had a little sit down with the ” Big Brother Loop” and gave them an update on his life after Big Brother. We all know that he started his own clothing line by the name of Dolphin Crash but he is also up to a few new things. In the interview he talks about reuniting with Sweets(the ex he mentioned on the show), rescuing dolphins, falling on swords, and even some panty munching. Ok, maybe I made up the panty munching part but the interview is pretty interesting. Chek out the interview at the BigBrotherLoop.com

YOU CAN BE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AS PART OF THE
PROMOTIONAL CAMPAIGN FOR THE CBS SUMMER HIT
BIG BROTHER!!! MEET THE ONE AND ONLY EVEL DICK, WINNER OF BIG BROTHER 8!!!

DATE: SUNDAY, JUNE 8th

LOCATION: CBS TELEVISION CITY
7800 BEVERLY BLVD.
LOS ANGELES, CA. 90036
STAGE 36
TIME: 12 NOON – 3PM

PARKING: ENTER THROUGH MAIN GATE ON BEVERLY BLVD.
PARK AS DIRECTED BY SECURITY

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. ALL PARTICIPANTS WILL BE REQUIRED TO SIGN A RELEASE FORM. YOU MUST HAVE A PHOTO ID.

***Please note that you will not be paid for participating but there is a chance for you to appear in a promo for Big Brother!***

Anyone who watched Big Brother 8 remembers Zach as the bunny suit wearing guy that Dick called a panty muncher. Of course Dick was justified in calling him that name since Zach said he wanted to munch on Jessica’s panties but that’s not the reason I’m writing this article…or is it? No, its not.

Recently Zach posted a blog letting everyone know that he, like many past Big Brother house guests would like to be a contestant on the Amazing Race. The only problem is he wasn’t the most popular house guest of his season nor did he have any friends in the house to do the race with. But there’s no need to fear; Zach has found a partner in his father and now all he needs to do is get on the show. He’s been writing CBS Exec. Jonathan Littman to try and get him and his father on the Amazing Race. He’s only one person and regardless of what reality show they were on, one person’s request just isn’t enough.

Evel Dick might have been an a-hole on his season of Big Brother but he does have a heart too. This August he’ll be hosting the Rock Against Diabetes show in Vegas. In addition to that he recently revealed that he’ll be holding a Date With Dick auction to help raise money for R. A. D.

The winner of the date will recieve:

1) Round trip air fare to and from LA for the date

2) One night hotel accommodations in LA

3) Limo service from the airport to hotel

4) Dinner with Evel Dick at the restaurant of his choice

5) A date with Evel Dick to the BIG BROTHER 9 FINALE!

**As an added bonus the winner of the auction will also receive a brand new Minarik Guitar.