The Top Ten Things People Who Watch Big Brother 11 on TV Need to Know

Most people know that there are three types of Big Brother viewing experiences: watching the show on CBS,  watching  Big Brother After Dark on Showtime, and watching the live feeds. The broadcast show that airs on television three times a week tells a small fraction of the story. Here are the top 10 things network viewers need to know about Big Brother so far:

1. Braden,  was called a racist in Chima’s voting speech  because he got into an argument with Kevin, and called him a “beaner,” which is a derogatory term for a Mexican. This led to a blowout, and later, when explaining his foul choice of words, Braden said that he was defending himself when Kevin “got all gay hands” on him during the argument.

The irony is that Braeden’s acting resume mainly consists of  nude scenes in gay movies and television.

2. Ronnie thinks that Hitler is one of the greatest public speakers ever, and although he claims to love Hinduism he can’t stand people from India. He also confessed to being a cyber bully.

3. The strained relationship between Russell and Chima began when Russell decided that he didn’t like Chima romantically after it seemed that things may have been headed in that direction. Hell hath no fury like Chima scorned.

4. Chima repeatedly calls Russell a terrorist because his family is from Lebanon. She does it so often that production often interrupts the lives feeds, and contributes to the unpleasant experience of watching her live.

5. Chima has been trying for a couple of weeks to provoke Russell to hit her, and has mentioned this on more than one occasion to other house guests.  It’s a bit twisted that a woman who is a victim of violent crime is deliberately trying to get a man to attack her.

6. The Jessie/Natalie/Lydia triangle is more scandalous than played out on television. Although Natalie does keep Jessie on a tight leash (which is odd because she has a boyfriend), he has managed to have a lot of intimate encounters with Lydia, after all the other house guests have fallen asleep. Some of these encounters have actually required the use of a condom.

7. Lydia, is actually treated poorly most of the time by Jessie. He has actually brought her to tears while repeatedly punching her during “roughhousing”, and their relationship has driven her to cutting herself on at least one occasion.

8. Jessie has actually hit Natalie so hard on the thigh during “horseplay” that he left a mark on her. He has not apologized for either incident.

9. Jessie has not engaged in “horseplay” with the men in the house.

10. Jeff and Jordan have not done anything other than kissing, despite being the “couple” in the house.

Big Brother 11 Week 1 Live Eviction Recap

Good-bye Braden. I think it’s the first time that a week one vote has come down to a tie. It definitely proved that the house was split down the middle, and that Ronnie is 50% liar. It’s going to be interesting to see where Ronnie officially aligns himself this week, because there’s no running back and forth once you nominate a side. You officially make enemies, and no amount of championship debating skills is going to be able to get you out of your decision. On second thought, this is the Big Brother house, so anything is possible.

As it stands right now I see Ronnie putting up Jeff and Casey. That way he keeps favor with the Athletes(mainly Russell) who he’s obviously intimidated by, and nominates Casey, whose attitude can be used to justify why he’s going up.

FEED UPDATE: When the feeds came back on we were greeted with a spat between Chima and Michelle(again) about how Michelle lied about voting to keep her. It was a very short argument though because lets be honest, there’s really nothing to say.

Also, Ronnie is telling Jordan and Laura the he voted to evict Chima, kicking off the operation set-up Casey. That group already doubted Casey’s allegiance, and with a little nudge from Ronnie they can be made to want him gone.

Jessie also thinks that Julie rigged the HoH competition for the Athletes to lose. I wouldn’t go as far as to say it was “rigged”, but it was very unfair. The house guests eventually got to the point where they were buzzing in right before Julie would finish her sentence. That way they’d have control of the board and they could hear Julies last words which were usually the key words that would give you the answer to the question.

That’s all for now I’ll be back with the nomination spoilers later in the week. Make sure to check out the twitter feed to the right where I’ll update any big fight information.

The Naked Internet Pics of Big Brother 11 are Brought to You By Braden Bacha

It wouldn’t be a season of Big Brother if a young man didn’t have immodest pictures of himself  floating around on the internet. Last year we had  Jessie Godderz’ nekkid booty, before that we had Crazy James and his gay p**n. This year we have surf  boy Braden Bacha, who gives us a little of both.

Braden has couple of bad acting  jobs under his belt, and some of those acting jobs require no belt. He was in the homoerotic horror movie The Brotherhood 2, and he also had a part in the series Dante’s Cove, which is kind of a gay cross between Angel and The O.C.

I’m starting to see a theme here.  I think he wants to tie up the market for gay vampire character actors. Or something.

The Dante’s Cove clip was on YouTube a few weeks ago, but has since been taken down, since there was full frontal nudity and there was entirely too much of everything for the world to see. We’re are not going to post the pictures here (but you already knew that), but if you want to check out stills from the video, check them out directly here, or indirectly via this link at Reality Blurred.

Here’s a family-friendly video of Braden for the rest of us.