Rate Paris Hilton’s new song “Jailhouse Baby”

It wasn’t that long ago, when Reality Roll Call was just a baby, that we were posting about Paris Hilton being disinherited by her grandfather, and her impending  jail time for being a proud graduate of the Britney Spears Driving School.

Then she was sentence to jail. And she went to jail kicking and screaming.  Then she was released momentarily, and the judge ordered her back to jail. And she was dragged back to serve her sentence. Kicking and screaming.

And it’s rough times like that which actually separate the heiresses from the lesser sex tape debutantes.  Jail time could have hardened her; it could have broken her. But instead it made her introspective, it gave her time to realize that maybe all the pantiless photo ops were a bad idea. It made her write a song called . And if this song stops one girl from making the same mistakes she’s made, Paris’ suffering will not have been in vain.

What do you think?

Cowell wants to add Britney to the American Idol Mix

Although her performance on Britain’s X-Factor didn’t get critical raves because of her lip-syncing, Simon Cowell would still love to see Britney Spears on American Idol.

“She would, literally, be first on the list as far as I’m concerned in any capacity. I would love to see her mentor the contestants, but if she doesn’t want to do that, and she wants to come on the show and perform, I would welcome her anytime.

“The buzz we had on our show (The X Factor) when she came on was extraordinary. And even with all the stuff that’s gone on with her the past two years, there was more excitement and interest in her than I’ve seen in anyone in years. She would be very, very welcome,”  he said in an interview with MTV.

Britney’s single, Womanizer went to number 1 on the Billboard singles charts.

Justin Timberlake’s Manager Would Like To Manage Ali Lohan

According to sources, manager Johnny Wright would love to manage the marginally talented Ali Lohan’s career, if her mother would loosen up on the reins to allow it.

Wright, who has managed the careers of New Kids on the Block, Britney Spears, and the Backstreet Boys, as well as Timberlake, would like to strike while the iron is lukewarm when it comes to the career of the Living Lohan co-star. The key to success would be to milk the cash cow before it’s totally ruined by the overbearing hand of her mother, Dina.

The 14 year-old Lohan is currently working on her second album, “Interpersonal.”