Garth’s Love Song Was Not Written Exclusively for Megan Wants a Millionaire

“Sex Mode” was not written for Megan, or for her little dog. It may not even be Garth’s Song

I am saddened and shocked to find out that Garth of Megan Wants a Millionaire did not write Sex Mode just for Megan like he told her. Here he is singing it on Celebrity Rehab:

Here’s where it gets confusing for me: in The Official Handbook of Douchebaggery, does it enhance Garth’s douchebag charm because he lied about the song, or does it ruin him as a quality douche because he lied?

The handbook is only issued to a select few in the world, and I don’t have a copy.

Here’s a version by Poverty, as mentioned by the commenter below:

Joey Kovar from Real World Hollywood is Going to Celebrity Rehab

Cast Mate Who Goes to Rehab During The Real World Goes Back to Rehab on VH1

You may remember the then popular Joey Kovar as the cast mate from The Real World: Hollywood as the likeable weightlifter with the substance abuse problem who went on a drug and alcohol abuse binge, and terrorized his housemates. The last we saw of him, he had cleaned up his act, but he is scheduled for VH1’s Celebrity Rehab 3, along with some other familiar faces:

VH1 has once again partnered with Dr. Drew Pinsky for a third season of the hit reality series Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The series, consisting of eight one-hour episodes, is slated to premiere in early 2010.Similar to the first two cycles, the third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. The show will follow Mackenzie Phillips (One Day At A Time), Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman, Mindy McCready (country music singer), Lisa D’Amato (America’s Next Top Model), Mike Starr (Alice in Chains), Kari Ann Peniche (ex-Miss United States Teen) Joey Kovar (Real World Hollywood), and Tom Sizemore.

The series will chronicle the patients’ intensive 21-day program with both group and one-on-one therapy and non-traditional therapies like art and music. Returning to the show to help Dr. Drew are drug counselor Bob Forrest and resident technician Shelly Sprague who have each spent years on both sides of the rehab fence. Dr. Drew is also bringing in some additional prominent physicians to help him give the patients supplementary one-on-one care.

Ashley Dupre Not in Talks With MTV…Yet

Ashley Dupre may be shopping a reality show, but MTV isn’t interested. At least not yet. According to The New York Daily News, a rep for MTV has said that,  “no meetings were held” with Eliot Spritzer’s favorite hooker to develop a reality tv dating show.

However, Dupre’s lawyer is quoted as saying, “She has prospects for many exciting projects, and is looking forward to starting a new chapter.”

Actually, one of the problems with the general public being interested in a reality show with her, aside from the obvious, is that she is only known by name and a couple of pictures. To my knowledge, she has not been all over the place giving interviews. But if Rodney King can do Celebrity Rehab, there’s no reason she can’t do The Surreal Life, if you know what I mean.

Heidi Fleiss to Do Celebrity Rehab 2

America’s favorite Hollywood madam Holly Fleiss is all cranked up (pun intended) for her stint on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab.

Fleiss, who is looking more and more like she’s been attending the same beauty salon as Amy Winehouse, is ready to break her addiction to Vicodin and crystal meth. Should be pretty interesting, as she was quoted by Radar as saying that the past cast of Celebrity Rehab, “made me want to get high.”