Reality Roll Call

by Lakiya Emerson

There were no surprises in this week’s results show. The bottom three couples included Chelsea and Thayne, Susie and Marquise, and Chris and Comfort.

Chelsea dances convincingly, and even manages to fit her choreography into that annoying ending without it looking forced. Thayne reveals all 32 of his teeth. Susie dances, but not like she still wants it. Marquise does some phenomenal flips where he lands on his bottom, with his body folded in half. Comfort was off the hook as usual. Chris was lackluster.