Reality Roll Call

You know, VH1 is turning reality television into a full-fledged career opportunity. All you have to do is be lucky enough to get chosen to compete on a dating reality show, and if you’re popular enough, you’ve found your meal ticket.

Such is the case with former Rock of Love contestant, Daisy de la Hoya. Daisy, who held second place in Brett Michaels rock and roll heart,  has gotten a chance to round up a group of guys to win her heart in Daisy of Love. The casting site is open, and it’s pretty much like all the Viacom, “pick me to be on the show” voting sites for The Real World, Flavor of Love and all the rest. Sign up, and get people to sign up to vote you. Fat chance that you get a real shot, but at least you and your voting friends will give the network a big mailing list.

Well, the moment Rock of Love fans have been waiting for has finally arrived. After weeks of drunken, embarrassing, silicone booby-bouncing cat fights, and wildly slung rock star cliches, Poison frontman Bret Michaels has chosen his Rock of Love.

Ambre Lake, the 37 year old from Chicago, was chosen over the much younger Daisy de la Hoya to swap bodily fluids with Brett until something better comes along for either one of them. According to the blog at VH1, even though the two have been physically apart since taping the show’s finale five months ago, the two are still together.

Congrats to the both of them…oh and Bret; see you next year on Rock of Love 3.

Check out LIVE: The TV Blog, for a fun-filled recap.