Daisy Of Love’s Brooklyn On MTV Dating Show

Daisy Of Love’s Brooklyn on “Is She Really Going Out With Him?”

Brooklyn was kicked off of Daisy of Love this season for having a girl back home. Now I guess that’s what this qualifies him to be on “Is She Really Going Out With Him.” MTV’s new show is based off the popular website Hot Chicks With Douchebags. Of course we already established that he was a douche on Daisy of Love, but he lets it all hang out this time around. You don’t want to miss it.

Daisy De La Hoya Is Possessed

So, it would seem that Daisy decided to do her rendition of the Exorcist. Back in may the fire department was called to a residence where Daisy was staying, and the reason they listed was a possible overdose. Not too long after that statement was released, Daisy released her own, denying all claims of an overdose. Now we finally get to hear the 911 call made that night thanks to TMZ.

Click here to hear the recording.

Daisy of Love Premier

Daisy of Love
Sunday 9pm VH1

I had the misfortune of growing up in an area where girls had pretty good self-esteem, so the whole mindset of “self-worth-through-sex” is pretty new to me. That’s part of why I loved Rock of Love. Like a visitor at a zoo, I sit on one side of the glass and watch as creatures shriek, beat each other, and mount each other. Bret Michaels’ love interests are about as real to me as a komodo dragon, but twice the fun.

So imagine my thrill when I heard Daisy of Love was coming out. The most avatar-like member of the Rock of Love harem, Daisy de la Hoya emerged all candy floss blonde hair and gloppy eye makeup with some of the most insane cleavage I’ve ever seen. She spoke like a drunk, stumbled like a druggie, and fought like a back-alley cat. So it made sense that the men who would want a relationship with her would equally alien to me as their female Rock of Love counterparts. I looked forward to the education.

It became clear, however, during last night’s premier, that Daisy doesn’t have Bret’s ability to comfortably roost over a harem of hot would-be partners. She is visibly uncomfortable being surrounded by a back of hormonal men, and comes across as more shrinking violet than empowered feminist. In fact, with her opening Pussycat-dolls-esque performance, omnipresent sexy pics, and shrunken clothing, Daisy seems to be wooing the men, rather then the men wooing her.

Which is a shame, because it makes the show a little less fun. We want Daisy to have Bret Michael’s confidence, his circus-like ability to tame the women into jumping through derogatory activities willingly. But her lack of callousness doesn’t hurt the show too much—the guys fight, pass out, prank each other, and engage in enough horrible activities to make the show worthwhile. It’s like a veritable who’s-who of douche bags.

I will say that Daisy’s legitimate wish to find love causes her to do silly things. Her first dismissal is a group of teenage-looking Swedish triplets that look like they were a) starving and b) from a Guns n’ Roses video. I’m sorry, but turning down Swedish triplets is like spitting in God’s face. I also couldn’t believe her decision to keep in Weasel. Remember the cameraman in Wayne’s World? The one that had to count down “5…4…3…2…1” in front of the camera, with a mess of brown hair and a perpetually high look? Well, he’s now reincarnated on Daisy of Love. Not cool,, Daisy, not cool.

Overall though, Daisy of Love is what you want it to be: dirty, sexy, loud, and boozy. And who can ask for more than that?

Take Five With Daisy Of Love’s Cage On RealityRollCall.Com

With the Daisy of Love season premier tonight I think its only fitting that we do our part and help you to get to know the contestants a little bit better. We were fortunate enough to Take Five with Aric “Cage” Nelson, and here is what he had to say:

Name: Aric Nelson
Home town: HollyHood, CA
Birthday: $-19-83
Show(s) you were on: Daisy of Love, Warrior Nation, Attack of the Show

RealityRollCall: Name three hidden talents you have:

Cage: 1. Im a really good dancer
2. I can write poetry
3. I have a sort of 6 sense

RealityRollCall: Name three things you can’t live without:

Cage: 1. Fighting
2. Friends
3. Endless Possiblities

RealityRollCall: Name your three favorite tv shows:

Cage: 1. Daisy of Love
2. Ultimate fighter
3. The Tudors

RealityRollCall: Name three people you would love to meet:

Cage: 1. Jessica Biel
2. alyssa milano
3. Lindsay Lohan

RealityRollCall: Name three projects you are working on:

Cage: 1. Possible fight with Affliction
2. Hosting at clubs
3. Working on another show

Daisy de la Hoya interviews It from I Love Money 2. I think.

So far this season of I Love Money 2 has had every character involved in an alliance, or at least as a player in someone’s machinations, which has brought a lot of on camera drama. As of this writing, it looks like there will be an eventual showdown between Frank the Entertainer and Tailor Made. Frank as the leader of any alliance is amusing to me since he is far from the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Speaking of dull blades, I’ve noticed that It has been conspicuously absent from much of the on-screen drama. Actually, he is flying under the radar. He hasn’t caused a loss for his group, he hasn’t been included in anyone’s schemes, and he hasn’t ruffled anyone’s feathers. He may actually get a little farther than expected in this competition.

And for those of you who miss It, I have included this clip of him being interviewed by Rock of Love’s Daisy de la Hoya.

Daisy de la Hoya is getting a reality show, and Whiteboy wants to be on it

You know, VH1 is turning reality television into a full-fledged career opportunity. All you have to do is be lucky enough to get chosen to compete on a dating reality show, and if you’re popular enough, you’ve found your meal ticket.

Such is the case with former Rock of Love contestant, Daisy de la Hoya. Daisy, who held second place in Brett Michaels rock and roll heart,  has gotten a chance to round up a group of guys to win her heart in Daisy of Love. The casting site is open, and it’s pretty much like all the Viacom, “pick me to be on the show” voting sites for The Real World, Flavor of Love and all the rest. Sign up, and get people to sign up to vote you. Fat chance that you get a real shot, but at least you and your voting friends will give the network a big mailing list.

Go to the Daisy of Love website to vote, or throw your hat in the ring to jump start your VH1 reality career. And while you’re there, vote for Whiteboy of I Love Money and I Love New York fame. I want to see him do another show.