Denise Richards’ show will go on without her kids thanks to Charlie Sheen

Denise Richards: It’s Complicated will be back for another season,  but her two little girls won’t.  The reality show, which was more self-indulgent yet much more boring than you can ever imagine, will be headed in a new direction, thanks to Richards’ ex-husband Charlie Sheen.

As soon as the E! reality show started filming, Sheen, who stars in the sitcom Two and a Half Men, did everything he could to prevent his two daughters from being on the show. Finally, the show’s producer Ryan Seacrest caved, and decided to change the focus of the show from, the-single-misunderstood-sexy-celebrity mom. Now, Denise will be the wild-misunderstood-Bond Girl, who likes to have a good time partying with her friends.

Does this mean that instead of watching her hairy dad get waxed  like we they did last season, they can watched Denise get waxed? Get your minds out of the gutter; I meant her legs.

The Joke’s On Us Denise Richards’ Reality Show Will Be Back

It seems like bloggers all over the internet, including me, are wiping a little egg off their faces. Denise Richards, her menagerie of pets, and her hairy, tighty-whitey-wearing daddy will be back for another season of, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

According to her interview with Us magazine, the show will start filming soon. And in answer to her ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s criticism that she included the children in the show, she defends herself by saying that the children were not present around the clock. She also says that the kids were glad that she, “was working at home.”

If she is just filming her normal. day-to-day life as she would live it were there no cameras present, how is she working at home? And where can all the other stay at home mom’s sign up for a job like that?

E! Says No Decision Has Been Made About Denise Richards: It’s Complicated

E! wants people to stop saying that Denise RIchards’ reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is canceled. According to Popcrunch, the cable network has yet to make a decision about the show’s fate. “Yes, the show is boring as hell, and Denise does not come off as particularly warm, or interesting, but it’s not over until we say it’s over,” is a quote that I attribute to absolutely no one but the network people in my head. Here is what E! actually has to say:

“The show has not been cancelled–The series has performed well for the network and decisions are still being made regarding a second season.”

So, I guess we all stand corrected. For now, anyway.

Denise Richard’s Reality Show is Facing the Boot

Denise Richards: It’s Complicated may not be back for a second season, despite the star’s willingness to continue with the show. You would think that the fact that the show is as dull as dirt would be the reason that it’s clinging to life, but that’s not it. It seems that viewers feel that they have gotten to know the former Bond girl, and they don’t like her.

The show started off as a hit, but according to Contactmusic.com, people didn’t like the way she handled her custody battle with ex-husband, Charlie Sheen. They also seem to be turned off by her foul mouth, especially being the mother of two young children. You would actually think that she would clean up the language, knowing that she was being filmed for the sole purpose of proving that she is not a member of the man-stealing, best-friend back-stabbing community.

Denise Richards Neighbors Are Sick of Her “Complications”

Denise Richards, former “Bond girl” and ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, is wearing out her welcome with her neighbors due to the disruption caused in the gated community by the filming of her not very interesting life for TV.

According to The Star, Richards has been driven from her home in Hidden Hills because the neighbors are tired of the constant presence of camera crews since she began taping her E! reality show, It’s Complicated. They were also fed up with her ever-growing collection of pets, which include at least one pig, and 14 dogs. Fourteen dogs. That’s enough to consider them to be “a pack”,  isn’t it?

There has to be a point where even as an animal lover you say to yourself, “I have enough pets. I can’t really be attentive to and enjoy all these animals.” Unless you are a breeder, at some point you have to realize that you are just collecting animals.

Anyway, the neighbors has filed complaints with the Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control, who want her to get a kennel license for her dogs. Sources say that Richards was not very happy about it.

Nas and Kelis Too Boring for Reality TV

Last year rapper Nas and his wife Kelis have decided to trash their idea for a reality show. They actually realized that they were, in fact, too boring for reality television.

Upon viewing the two episodes that they taped, Nas decided, “It was boring. We were too guarded. We weren’t ready.” I saw a clip of the show last year, and I have to agree with him.

Thank goodness they had the sense enough to realize they were too dull for reality television. If only Denise Richards had previewed her show and decided the same thing.

Denise Richards Wants to Do Another Season of Her Show

Charlie Sheen’s ex wife, Denise Richards says that she would love to do another season of her tragically dull reality TV show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Which poses a interesting philosophical question: If her reality show is aired and no body watches, does it still make a sucking sound?

According to AOL.com, the former Bond girl said, “If they (the producers) asked me to do another season, I would absolutely love to do it. I’ve had so much fun. It’s such a great job. I get to work at home and be with the kids.”

Job? Work at home? Where can I get a gig like that? I thought this was an honest look at her life, in order to dispel rumors that the general public is, in reality, not concerned with. Is she working at making herself seem interesting? At least the title makes sense to me now.

The second season should be appropriately titled, “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated (In My Mind)”.

A Sneak Peek at Denise Richards’ Reality Show

I’m sure they’re saving the interesting stuff for tv. At least, I hope they are.