Reality Roll Call

Ok, this is the last time I am going to write about whether or not Denise Richards: It’s Complicated will be returning to E!. A few months ago it looked like the show wouldn’t return because the ratings were bad, and her neighbors had enough of the filming disrupting the neighborhood. Then, Richards herself told the press that the half-hour borefest would be returning, and the network quickly responded that they had not decided whether it would be coming back.

Ok, the network admits that it will be returning, and It’s Complicated’s 14 faithful viewers can sleep soundly tonight, and cancel the plans for the online petition.

It seems like bloggers all over the internet, including me, are wiping a little egg off their faces. Denise Richards, her menagerie of pets, and her hairy, tighty-whitey-wearing daddy will be back for another season of, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

According to her interview with Us magazine, the show will start filming soon. And in answer to her ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s criticism that she included the children in the show, she defends herself by saying that the children were not present around the clock. She also says that the kids were glad that she, “was working at home.”

If she is just filming her normal. day-to-day life as she would live it were there no cameras present, how is she working at home? And where can all the other stay at home mom’s sign up for a job like that?

E! wants people to stop saying that Denise RIchards’ reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is canceled. According to Popcrunch, the cable network has yet to make a decision about the show’s fate. “Yes, the show is boring as hell, and Denise does not come off as particularly warm, or interesting, but it’s not over until we say it’s over,” is a quote that I attribute to absolutely no one but the network people in my head. Here is what E! actually has to say:

“The show has not been cancelled–The series has performed well for the network and decisions are still being made regarding a second season.”

So, I guess we all stand corrected. For now, anyway.

Denise Richards, former “Bond girl” and ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, is wearing out her welcome with her neighbors due to the disruption caused in the gated community by the filming of her not very interesting life for TV.

According to The Star, Richards has been driven from her home in Hidden Hills because the neighbors are tired of the constant presence of camera crews since she began taping her E! reality show, It’s Complicated. They were also fed up with her ever-growing collection of pets, which include at least one pig, and 14 dogs. Fourteen dogs. That’s enough to consider them to be “a pack”,  isn’t it?

There has to be a point where even as an animal lover you say to yourself, “I have enough pets. I can’t really be attentive to and enjoy all these animals.” Unless you are a breeder, at some point you have to realize that you are just collecting animals.

Charlie Sheen’s ex wife, Denise Richards says that she would love to do another season of her tragically dull reality TV show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Which poses a interesting philosophical question: If her reality show is aired and no body watches, does it still make a sucking sound?

According to AOL.com, the former Bond girl said, “If they (the producers) asked me to do another season, I would absolutely love to do it. I’ve had so much fun. It’s such a great job. I get to work at home and be with the kids.”

Job? Work at home? Where can I get a gig like that? I thought this was an honest look at her life, in order to dispel rumors that the general public is, in reality, not concerned with. Is she working at making herself seem interesting? At least the title makes sense to me now.