Screech Ruins Another Childhood Memory With Behind the Bell

I’m really starting to lose patience with Dustin Diamond, and his determination to ruin my memories of the 1980’s. First he beats the crap out of Welcome Back Kotter’s Ron Pallilo in Fox’s Celebrity Boxing. He beat up Horshack! Then, there was his horrible sex tape debacle that brought the phrase “dirty Sanchez” into my vocabulary, which I really could have done without. Then he goes on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, where his fat, jerkish butt brings Maureen McCormick to tears. Making Marcia Brady cry is not cool.

Proving that his douchebaggery has no limits, he is now going to write a tell-book about the Saved by The Bell years, complete with stories of sex, drugs and debauchery. The book, titled “Behind the Bell”, will be written with the help of a ghost writer (or entirely by a ghost writer, no doubt), and is going to be published by Gotham Books.

Some folks will do anything for a buck. Even a Dirty Sanchez.