Catch Evel Dick’s BB11 Finale Backyard Live Stream Coverage!

As you all very well know tonight is the season finale of Big Brother 11, and with the finale comes many interviews with the houseguests. Normally we have to wait a day or so before we get to see what was said in the back yard interviews, but not this year. This year thanks to Stickam.com, Jokersupdates.com, MortysTv.com, and most important:Evel Dick Donato. We will have a live stream from the backyard of the Big Brother House as Evel Dick interviews this seasons houseguests. Feed starts at 8:00 PT.

The video stream won’t work on this site. Click Here to go straight to the feed. Then come back to RealityRollCall.com and leave a comment, and let us know what you think.

Can Big Brother 11 Save Itself From the Impending Crash and Burn?

Big Brother 11 Heads Towards the Worst Ending Ever

We are at the point in the Big Brother season where I usually write my “Player’s Fatal Mistakes” piece. You know, the one where I review each house guest that’s been evicted to date and tell you where I think they sealed their fate. I’m not doing that this year.

One of  reasons there will be no “Player’s Fatal Mistakes” is because the set up of the game  in the early part of this season excluded certain people from eviction for the week. If a member of your clique won Head of Household, you were safe as well. It worked well when it saved people from being evicted for personal reasons instead of game play. It worked poorly when it saved underhanded game players from the fate they deserved.

But each Big Brother season is an experiment. Each season there is a theme that changes the rules of what is essentially a human chess game. CBS doesn’t know how the game will shake out in the end, or if the house guests will find a glitch in the game that can change it fundamentally (like the “six finger” plan made up by Nakomis in season 5, which later came to be known as “back dooring”). The entertainment  factor of Big Brother is based on the fundamentals of all competition reality shows: rules + personalities = good ratings.

And up until  last Thursday,  the ratings for Big Brother have been greatly assisted by the personalities of some of the house guests this season. Despite whatever Ronnie thought about his game play, viewers saw that he was playing too hard too soon, and honestly couldn’t get far in the game because of his strategic errors and social handicap. He would have been evicted much sooner were it not for the protection of the clique. We couldn’t wait to see him get his.

Jessie’s power in the house was really an illusion. He automatically had a built in alliance because of his clique, and others who clung to him did so because he came in as Head of Household and a former player. He was still the arrogant  meathead he was last season, and to make matters worse he showed the kind of man he was in his interactions with Lydia and Natalie. We watched to see if either of the women would wise up.

Chima’s brand of mean-spirited, man-hating, crazy added a big boost to the ratings. We knew it couldn’t last, but we hung in there to see how far her destructive personality would take her. And Lydia. The thing about Lydia’s personality in the game is that sometimes she was funny, and occasionally she had moments of clarity. Sometimes I wanted to pat her on head and say, “you poor thing; get some help.” And sometimes I wanted to throw a bucket of ice water on her and tell her to get a grip.

Everyone else, including  Russell, was kind of a throwaway. Russell played hard, and was a great competitor. And I thought he was cute, cauliflower ears aside. But I really didn’t miss him when he left. And I knew I wouldn’t miss Michelle, but she played a good game.

I could say how much I enjoyed Jeff and Jordan as a showmance, and Jeff as game player and a hottie, but I would be saying what most people are saying out there. Let me just say this, because it has been driving me crazy for weeks: TECHNOTRONIC is a proper noun. Doesn’t anyone remember the song, “Pump Up the Jam”? The  performers derived their name from the music genre known as “techno”.

But Russell screamed and screamed about technotronic not being a word. And sadly, in America these days the rule is that if you scream loud and long enough about something, it must be true.

But I digress. The bottom line is that once Jeff was voted out, America knew the face of the game was going to be ugly.  I don’t know what the ratings were for Big Brother last night, but I  could only bear to watch ten minutes of the show. We knew Michelle was going to get the boot, and Jordan can’t really hold her own.

Which leaves us with the possibility of a final two that actually make Maggie and Ivette of season 6 look popular. Evel Dick of Big Brother 8 sums the situation up in words that mirror my sentiment:

“The final three is so f***ing horrible this year that they are going to have a triple eviction and tell them all to kill themselves…”

It might boost ratings.

Uncensored Video of Evel Dick’s Presentation at the Fox Reality Really Awards

Big Brother 8 winner Evel Dick Donato has a new website, which we will promptly add to our reality show star blog roll. And the site is currently under development, but the one thing he has on there is still enough to get him a ton of hits. E.D. comes on stage with two females who are extremely naked.

Read Evel Dick’s assesment, and go to his site to check out the video:

This is the only footage of my presentation that you will see. I don’t see them using any of it, even though they said they would use as much as possible… they are full of shit, because they didn’t have the girls sign releases.

And the crazy woman that jumped up on stage and smacked some ass was none other than Erin Moran, Joanie from Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi!

It’s only here on my website that will be bad ass when it is done. But this is a nice way to get your asses over there.

Go to EvelDIck.com to see the video.

Chat Live With BB8’s Evel Dick Donato

For the past month Evel Dick has been a very busy man. As expected he’s had a lot of involvement with the Big Brother 10 wrap up interviews, but in addition to that he’s been traveling the world and getting his television piolet “Evel Dick Behind Bars.” To find out the finer details and what else he’s been up to head on over to his live chat, on NowLive.com that’ll take place on October 6th 2008 at 11pm est / 8pm pacific.

Big Brother’s EvelDick Interviews April and Ollie (video)

A hilarious, must see video!

(courtesy of BlogTalkRadio.com)

Take Five With Big Brother 8’s EvelDick on Reality Roll Call

Name: EvelDick
Home town: Elmont, NY/North Long Beach, CA
Birthday: 6/24/63
Show(s) you were on: The Biggest Loser (or as CBS calls it, Big Brother

RealityRollCall: Name three hidden talents you have:

Evel Dick: 1. I can gulp a 16oz beer down in about 3 seconds
2. I can belch the national anthem, while grabbing my crotch and not get boo’d out of a park.
3. I can shoot ping pong balls with Jameka’s name on them, out of my ass while tearing up a picture of both the pope and George W.

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Evel Dick Gets His Own Show

With the premier of Big Brother 10 five days away I’ve decided to give you guys an update on what’s going on with fan favorite and winner of Big Brother 8, Evel Dick Dontato. A lot of you already know that last season he appeared regularly on House Calls with Gretchen Massey, and because of the positive feedback he’ll back this season talking with the evicted house guest every Thursday.

Now, on to the more exciting news: Because of his overall success with the things he did for Real Player Super Pass, they’ve decided to give him his own show. The show will air Wednesdays during the live feeds down time (6pm ET & 3pm PT) because of the live eviction show. That’s right; no more flames or hamsters with the looping BB theme! The show will be set in the Cat Club on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. E.D. will talk with ex house guest, friends, celebs, and random people about what happened on the previous week’s show. The first two episodes of the show will be free, but after that you’ll have to get  to see him in addition to the BB 10 houseguest 24/7.

Click here for more EvelDick news.

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Crazy James from BB 9 Talks To Reality Roll Call

Big Brother 9 fans remember Crazy James as a houseguest who was voted off the show, but voted back on by the houseguests, and went on to become a competitive force in the house. Although he didn’t win, he was voted by viewers as America’s favorite juror. Recently Reality Roll Call had a chance to talk to James and are fortunate to share it with our readers.

Faith: Crazy James I just want to thank you for giving us some time today.

James: No worries man, I know everything’s been crazy on your end and mine. So its good to be able to sit down and talk. What’s going on?

Faith: Nothing, what’s going on with you?

James: I just moved into my new place. I got a 10,000 sqaure foot loft in downtown LA. And I’m gonna be working here on some projects and also doing a lot of modeling and stuff like that with some photographers out here on the roof. And we’re also gonna be doing Sunday parties here too.

Faith: Wow. That sounds pretty cool. So, that’s a big difference from the whole plan to bike around the world. Do you still intend to get back to that?

James: Yeah, I’m working on a new tv show right now that incorporates that. And hopefully I can show people how to travel on no money to a larger audience than just the people I meet on the road.

Faith: I definitely need to learn how to do that. But otherwise what’s been going on?

James: I’ve been hanging out with Chelsia in L.A. We’re having our difficulties because everything in the house was manipulated to kind of structure a relationship between us. And now that we both have freedom is kind of hard to keep that same structured relationship. You know, you’re on the road and you’re just traveling so much. It’ll come together, and I’m not saying that I’m not gonna give it a try, but we’re just in two different places right now.

Faith: I can imagine it’s a little difficult.

James: Yeah definitely.

Faith: Do you feel like you’re getting to know her in a different way?

James: I think I’m staring to learn about people more; she’s a great person. I think I’m starting to learn more about myself too after the whole experience. And you kind of have to reflect. And not too many people get the opportunity to look at themselves for three months straight, then say, “Oh my God I did, this, this, and that.”

Faith: Yeah, that’s crazy. I guess it does lead to some introspection.

James: Yeah, it does it definitely offers experience, and the chances for introspection and growth. You know, you learn from your mistakes and go forward.

Faith: Have you actually gotten a chance watch the show?

James: I actually haven’t gotten a chance you look at ALL the shows. But you learn from it in the sense that you learn about yourself and how you interact with others. I feel that looking back that I was socially inept with some of the houseguests. I gotta be more open with people in the sense that I can’t shut people out because they have crooked views. Or that they’re just not good people; I have to embrace all of them.

Faith: It’s probably a little difficult when you’re put in that situation. In a normal situation you can just walk away and give yourself space. I imagine in that situation you’re just kind of RIGHT THERE.

James: Yeah you’re just right in the mix of everything.

Faith: In terms of the game: Last season I wrote a piece called, “Players Fatal Mistakes” where I gave my opinion of where I thought people made their mistakes (in the game). Looking back at your game, do you think you made any mistakes?

James: I think that I was just humanly genuine in that show, and you really can’t be. I don’t think I played the game inside the house as much as I should have. I played the game on the field, competition wise. I think I made the mistake of counting on my competition winning abilities more so than my winning people over. My personality is like, “I don’t really give a fuck.” You just have to walk on egg shells around these people. And you got me being naked, and slurring out the mouth with crazy ideas, and everyone’s a Christian in the house but me. So ya know, I’m gonna stand out. I’m loaded with tattoos and everyone else is kind of pretty Average Joe, and when you throw me into the mix its like, “WHAT THE FUCK!?!”

Faith: (laughs)…Well that kind of leads me to my next question. On last season’s show we had Evel Dick winning and you were extremely popular this season. Prior to that we had more middle America and apple pie type winners. What do you think it says about America now that we are going for edgier people?

James: I think that America pulls for edgier people because they are already outsiders. Right when I walked into that house I was the underdog, and the reason being that I stood out and I was an easy target. I think America connects with that because a lot of people that watch the show they feel the outsider feeling sometimes. That feeling that you got in high school when people made fun of you and that feeling when you were secluded and isolated. And that’s the same feeling that I went through and that Dick went through. People weren’t receptive to us. I think America loves to see the underdog win. And every week that I was winning those POV’s when they were trying to get me out, I think America really connected to that and were like “Yeah, fuck yeah, that kid rules!” I was absolutely shocked when I got out of the house and realized I had so many fans. It’s just ridiculous man.

Faith: It’s got to be crazy, because also in some ways they feel like the know you.

James: You know what? That’s the thing about reality TV; a lot of people manipulate how they act. Whereas I was just me, so when I walk out the house I’m the same dude that I was inside the house. I can’t say that about other cast members, but me more so because I was so open about my life. That it made me relate more to people on the outside world.

Faith: And that’s the thing: you were you. But to me the underdog is kind of a passive character and you were more “out there”. So, it’s kind of like you were an underdog, but not really…You ever consider yourself a renegade?

James: (laughs) Yeah it was kind of like a Mad Max movie. I was Mad Max battling all of these rouges on crazy operations. But I think I had a lot of power in the house and I think that’s kind of what sank my game too. People knew what I could do. When I came back out that box and I did the clean sweep that week I think people were like, “Holy shit!”

Faith: Yeah, I don’t think people were counting on that happening. Even though people feared you, you did hang in there. You were in there for quite some time.

James: Yeah, I lasted a month longer than I should have.(laughing)

Faith: It was very entertaining.

James: It showed me a lot about myself. I did end up breaking down in the house and I think that was very personable to people. Because it wasn’t because I was losing the game, it was because they were ganging up on me in a consistent way and I’m not use to that. For me to get ganged up on, and break down, and then for me to win the POV the next day was just…holy shit. It just the most amazing feeling ever, I was just shaking when I won it.

Faith: Sometimes when watching the show the conflicts get really intense. What is that like when people start going at each other with that intensity?

James: It gets crazy….I really don’t know how to explain the feeling. You kind of forget that you’re playing for $500,000. You get consumed in this whole friendship thing, and you’ve really gotta leave all that shit at the door. You’ve really gotta go in there full speed ahead and you’ve gotta pretend to be friends with people. But that’s the really hard thing about me. I can’t really pretend to be friends with people; either I like you or I don’t like you, and I’m pretty blunt about the people that I don’t like.

Faith: (laughs) Well, you did really well. The next question I want to ask you…I was looking over at your blog on MySpace and dude, you can REALLY write. did you ever think about just writing about your experiences? I know you were blogging about your bike trip. Did you ever think about putting that in a book?

James: I wanna be more in tune with people right now. I wanna put something together, but I believe there’s contract issues and you can’t write a book for a couple years. But I’m definitely thinking about putting a book together of short stories that you can read online where it doesn’t cost any money. I’m not about making money, I’m not selling my phone calls on eBay and the stuff that I am putting up on eBay goes to charity for breast cancer awareness. I can win a little bit of money but at the same time that’s gone quick. For me it’s helping while I can. It’s good, I’m happy.

Faith: I’m glad to hear it. You sound like you’ve got a good head on your shoulders and I know your world has to be very different in some ways.

James: Well, imagine coming out and being America’s favorite juror. Coming out with the fan base that I have its really ridiculous. I’m trying to be as humble and open minded to everything and trying to respond to all the messages that I get and answering all the phone calls that I get. It’s crazy, and it’s good, and I’m really blessed. Yeah, I didn’t win the game but at the same time I think I’ve won America over and I think that’s a little more important.

Faith: Before we wrap up is there anything that you want people to know that we haven’t covered?

James: I’m going to get back on my bicycle soon enough. I think that’s what really intrigued people and I’m not going to go away from that. I’m gonna stick to the bicycling, and show people that its about adventure first and then everything else. Just follow the beauty in life and everything will be fine.

Evel Dick Explains Why Bush’s Appearance on Deal or No Deal Flatlined Ratings

As you may or may not know President Bush made an appearance on NBC’s Deal or No Deal to support a contestant who served in the Iraq War. Capt. Joseph Kobes, who courageously served three tours of duty in Iraq and was given a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star, had the experience of having President Bush tape a few words of support for him, which aired on the show.

Even though the President’s appearance was promoted beforehand, it did absolutely nothing to boost ratings. And Kobes, ended up going from accepting a $144,000 offer to accepting a $26,000 offer. Fortunately, he was able to leave the show with $78,000 thanks to a spin of the deal wheel.

Why did the ratings bomb for Deal or No Deal with Bush’s appearance? I think Big Brother’s Evel Dick’s analysis on his My Space blog breaks it down in simple terms:

“Since when does The President of The United States of America go on a f******g game show? Bush showed his puss on a highly publicized episode of Deal of No Deal and brought ZERO to the ratings. First off, doesn’t this guy have far better things to do for our country than to go on a f*****g game show? I understand the photo op bullshit, and I enjoy even more that this douche bag that we have to call President couldn’t even bring an additional blip on the ratings radar for the show, but gimme a f*****g break.

HEY BUSH…. DO SOMETHING TO KEEP THIS COUNTRY FROM ECONOMICALLY GOING INTO THE TOILET BEFORE YOU RIDE OFF INTO THE F*****G SUNSET, WOULD YA? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT US HERE. YOU GONNA JUST WATCH AS MILLIONS OF US WATCH THE EQUITY IN OUR HOMES GOES THE WAY OF THE DOE DOE? AS GAS GETS AS HIGH AS IT IS IN EUROPE? ($8.00 A GALLON) WE ALL KNOW YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY (JIMMY CARTER ALREADY SAID THAT) BUT ARE YOU OK WTH THAT, BUDDY? YEE HAW AND GO F**K YOURSELF.”

Or maybe everyone was watching the NBA Playoffs…

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