Reality Roll Call

From Bravo:

Bravo brings out all the trimmings for a festive holiday with the “Best of Bravo.” To celebrate the season, Bravo will air marathons of some of the network’s most popular series “The Real Housewives of New York City,” “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” “Flipping Out” “Top Chef,” “The Rachel Zoe Project,” “Project Runway,” “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” “Million Dollar Listing” and “The Millionaire Matchmaker.”

The marathon schedule is as follows:

Sunday, December 21:

“The Rachel Zoe Project,” from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. ET/PT

“The Real Housewives of Orange County,” from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.

Tuesday, December 23:

“Flipping Out,” from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Wednesday, December 24:

“Top Chef: Chicago,” from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Thursday, December 25:

“Top Chef: New York,” from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m.

On tonight’s episode of Flipping Out on Bravo, Jeff gets into a conflict with his painter over the shoddy job he’s doing on the house. From the sound of things, Jeff knows that this man does bad work because this is not a new issue of contention for them. It eventually comes out that Jeff continues to hire this painter because he’s cheap.

Just goes to show, you get what you pay for.

The thing that many people don’t realize when they watch Flipping Out on Bravo is that Jeff Lewis has his finger on the pulse of many of the nation’s problems. In tonight’s episode he tells Chris that he will be working on Memorial Day, and all the rest of the holidays this year. If we all worked every holiday, think of how much we would all get done!

And this whole real estate slump could be fixed, not by bailing out Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, but with psychic intervention. In this clip he brings a psychic to Valley Oak to help the property sell:

Flipping Out comes on tonight at 10:00 PM on Bravo.

On Bravo’s Flipping Out tonight, Jeff makes friends with some deer, and stumbles upon the presence of rats in a basement. What tipped him off? Apparently, the smell of rats and about 2 million rat turds in the basement.

The most interesting about this clip (and the least disgusting), is where he points out a bit of rat evidence to the owner of the house and says, “See the 35 feces in there?” Who counts rat poop?

You can find out what happens to the rats on Flipping Out tonight at 10 PM on Bravo.