Reality Roll Call

Season Finale Part 2: The actual finale

Last week Jerell was sent home for being too embellish-y. This week is the final three: Korto, Leanne, and Kenley.

Tim goes around and helps the girls critique their collections. Kenley, as usually, attacks Tim’s advice to toss off her Alexander McQueen knock off. He also says she uses rope arbitrarily, to which she got even angrier. Korto “Big Sleeves” has decided to whip up two new dresses for the collection instead of her bridal suite. Leanne seems to have everything together.

Everyone’s in tears, but luckily not enough to make an all-female Final 3 look like Lifetime. No for reals, it’s totally not even as bad as previous years. Disasters abound—one of Kenley’s tops went droopy, and Kenley had to practically shove her model into a dress.

Last week on Project Runway: The designers created outfits for drag queens; Daniel gets voted off for his Miami train wreck, and Joe’s hideous sailor suit.

This week, the designers head onto the roof of a parking garage, discovering a bevy of Saturn hybrids (which is the car sponsor of Project Runway, in case you didn’t know). Since Saturns are made out of recycled materials (or a majority thereof), the designers are asked to use recycled materials. Stella displays the first bit of awesomeness all season by refusing to run around: “How embarrassing!”

Back at the studio the designers are given a few minutes to plan their dresses; everyone is throwing down carburetors and smashing mirrors, so I have high hopes. Stella decides to do something pretty instead of her usual biker thing. Keith is freaking me out with his insecurity. He’s so needy! I can’t stand it. “Don’t ask my opinion; my taste is questionable.” I’m beginning to hope he’s voted off.