Reality Roll Call

by Mary Jones

There’s a scene in Lindsay Lohan’s “Mean Girls” where Cady is talking to Regina’s mother (Amy Poehler), who proclaims “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom as her dog gnaws on her hard breast implants and her five-year-old daughter pulls up her shirt to a “Girls Gone Wild” commercial. So when I see Lindsay’s real-life mom Dina “White Oprah” Lohan in tabloids going from club to club, partying with her daughter, acting as a bratty momager, wearing as much makeup (and practically the same clothes) as her 14-year-old daughter Ali, it’s a bit uncomfortable. Especially since the purpose of her new reality series “Living Lohan” is to show how fabulous Dina is, how busy and admired and hated on. She isn’t a regular mom, she’s a cool mom! And if you’re going to drink, she’s rather you’d do it in the house.