Reality Roll Call

As we reach the end of another wild season of Big Brother, it’s time for me to take on the role of Monday morning quarterback and tell you  where I think each player blew their chance at a half a million dollars. It’s time for Player’s Fatal Mistakes.

Now, I know that I haven’t been a fan of Dan’s game play, and I am really struggling to see anything Memphis had done this season in the way of active strategizing (making deals with everyone doesn’t require much thought). But at the end of the game,  you have to admit that at least one of the two people played the game well. So, I give Dan all due respect. I think the biggest issue that I have from an entertainment standpoint, was that The Renegades weren’t as cool or as awesome as their name would lead you to believe.  Let’s move on:

Things are quickly moving toward the end of this season of Big Brother. When we last tuned in on CBS, Dan had won Head of Household, and there was a sumo wrestler sitting the the middle of the living room. Continue to read spoilers…

Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is auctioning off a pair of the Nike shorts he wore on the show, Who wouldn’t want to own a pair of Jessie’s shorts, still reeking of all his “respect”? Point being; here is a snippet from the actual eBay auction:

Here’s your chance to own a piece of television history, as well as a souvenir from one of reality televisions most unforgettable players in years. Up for bid are the actual pair of green nike shorts that Jessie wore during one of the more exciting and heated exchanges in season 10 of this years Big Brother. Don’t miss your chance to own an exclusive, one of a kind, piece of television memorabilia, as well as a souvenir from one of 2008’s up and coming, rising stars.

If you respect Jessie enough and you think you are worthy of his respect, and the respect of his shorts, click here to see the auction.

As the seasons of Big Brother progress we begin to  grow accustomed to seeing the house guest everyday, if you have the live feeds. So when each week someone inevitably gets evicted from the BB house, we have to go through withdrawal. I imagine its similar to the feeling  the  paparazzi get when Lilo or Britney go into rehab. But now Big Brother fans won’t have to go through that withdrawal, because even after your favorite house guest is evicted you can continue to virtually stalk them via their FaceBook or MySpace page!

Don’t worry, if your favorite house guest doesn’t have MySpace page yet I’m sure they’ll create one when they leave the Big Brother or jury  house, and we’ll be here to give it to you when they do. For now, we’ll post fan pages of those that don’t have personal pages.

Brian Hart: Myspace / Facebook

It’s that time again. You know, that time when we find out a reality show contestant either has nude pictures or a sex tape. This time that person with the nude pictures is Big Brother 10’s resident body builder, Jessie Godderz.The pictures aren’t as bad as some that we’ve seen in the past, one could even argue that they’re “artsy.”

But “artsy” or not, they do have a certain homo erotic undertone about them….not that there’s anything wrong with that. He’s supposedly sleeping with over 50 women, yet he never made a pass at any of the girls in the house. When he was HoH he kind of went on a little diva power trip, not mention he lets Michelle regularly paint his nails. I’m not saying he’s gay, but now with these pics, and the percarious positions he’s in, I wouldn’t be suprised.

The season starts like any season of Big Brother, with the house guests lined up silently in front of the Big Brother house. Then, not five minutes into show, Julie says the house guests are going to choose the HoH before they even enter the house. Immediately, I,  like the majority of viewers thought that Jerry

would make the best HoH at this point in the game. For one he’s old and…well, he’s  old and thereby not a threat.

Once the house guests started filing into the house, they quickly began to realize that Renny is crazy. But not in that wacky, do anything, Crazy James way; she’s crazy in that “Natalie please stop talking”, kind of way. After all of the greetings and pleasantries were exchanged, the house guests headed outside for their first food/luxury competition.