Big Brother 11’s Jeff and Jordan on The Amazing Race?

From the picture below it appears that Big Brother 11’s super couple Jeff and Jordan are doing The Amazing Race.  There hasn’t been an officially press release yet, so we can’t be certain, but their attire looks like the typical Amazing Race gear. It’s either that or they’ve taken up the whole “we’re a couple lets be twins” mentality.

Catch Evel Dick’s BB11 Finale Backyard Live Stream Coverage!

As you all very well know tonight is the season finale of Big Brother 11, and with the finale comes many interviews with the houseguests. Normally we have to wait a day or so before we get to see what was said in the back yard interviews, but not this year. This year thanks to Stickam.com, Jokersupdates.com, MortysTv.com, and most important:Evel Dick Donato. We will have a live stream from the backyard of the Big Brother House as Evel Dick interviews this seasons houseguests. Feed starts at 8:00 PT.

The video stream won’t work on this site. Click Here to go straight to the feed. Then come back to RealityRollCall.com and leave a comment, and let us know what you think.

Big Brother Week 11 – Jordan Hangs On!

Despite the silent hype around tonight’s episode of Big Brother, I didn’t feel that it was all that climatic. Even Jordan winning wasn’t a surprise to me. It wasn’t like she was facing Kevin; she was facing this season’s biggest choke artist: Natalie.

Still, even though it wasn’t a surprise that Jordan won the second competition,  don’t think I wasn’t standing in front of my tv screaming, “GO JORDO GO,” because I was. Now with her victory. the stage is set for finale night. Jordan vs Kevin; East Coast vs West Coast, and sticking with this seasons theme: The Populars vs The Offbeats. I don’t hate Kevin, nor do I hate his game, but my vote is for Jordan to win simply because I like her more than I like Kevin. If all goes according to my plan, Natalie won’t even be in the final two.

Speaking of the final two, I feel it’s only right that I touch on the twist that was revealed tonight. You know, the twist that has all three house guests staying in the house until one of them is evicted live on finale night. At first I didn’t think it would change anything, but now that I think about it this twist could have a profound effect on the outcome of the game.

Normally, the final two would talk to the jurors on Saturday or Sunday, then everyone in the jury house would have the weekend and the earlier part of the week to think about the answers they got and discuss amongst themselves who they thought should win, and why. With all of this  happening in the span of two hours on Tuesday it really takes away the jurors chance to compare notes or to reflect on the answers the final two had given them.

I think the person who wins the final HoH will be the person to win Big Brother 11, because Jordan and Kevin are pretty much even as far as competitions won in the game as a whole.  I think for a lot of people it’ll come down to who could win the “big one.”

Leave us a comment and let us know what you think and you’d like to see win Big Brother 11.

Evel Dick Donato Gives Us Hope for the future of Big Brother 11

No one is happy about the way this season of  Big Brother 11 turned out. I like Jordan, but let’s be honest; right now it looks like the final two will be Kevin and Natalie. Natalie was not likable from the start, but Kevin was kind of quiet in the house for the first few weeks, so the only thing I disliked about him was his fashion sense. What’s with the haircut? It’s like he told his barber to cut racing stripes into his head.

But, despite the nasty remarks he’s made recently, I think outside of the house Kevin is probably a nice guy. Natalie, on the other hand, I’m not too sure about. She has displayed absolutely no redeeming qualities since she has been in the house. In a lot of ways, she’s like a female Jessie. Except, she is totally devoid of a sense of humor, and the ability to have a normal conversation with another person. Which makes her worse than Jessie.

But Evel Dick Donato from Big Brother 8 says that there may in fact be hope for us all. He writes in his MySpace blog:

Big Announcement….

The final three is so f***ing horrible this year that they are going to have a triple eviction and tell them all to kill themselves, that they suck, America hates them (except Jordan, but she won’t understand anyhow) and that they are replacing them with myself, JP, MB & DR. That way at least someone might watch the final episodes and give a f**k what happens.

But CBS will have something to say today….
Listen for it and watch thurs

Can Big Brother 11 Save Itself From the Impending Crash and Burn?

Big Brother 11 Heads Towards the Worst Ending Ever

We are at the point in the Big Brother season where I usually write my “Player’s Fatal Mistakes” piece. You know, the one where I review each house guest that’s been evicted to date and tell you where I think they sealed their fate. I’m not doing that this year.

One of  reasons there will be no “Player’s Fatal Mistakes” is because the set up of the game  in the early part of this season excluded certain people from eviction for the week. If a member of your clique won Head of Household, you were safe as well. It worked well when it saved people from being evicted for personal reasons instead of game play. It worked poorly when it saved underhanded game players from the fate they deserved.

But each Big Brother season is an experiment. Each season there is a theme that changes the rules of what is essentially a human chess game. CBS doesn’t know how the game will shake out in the end, or if the house guests will find a glitch in the game that can change it fundamentally (like the “six finger” plan made up by Nakomis in season 5, which later came to be known as “back dooring”). The entertainment  factor of Big Brother is based on the fundamentals of all competition reality shows: rules + personalities = good ratings.

And up until  last Thursday,  the ratings for Big Brother have been greatly assisted by the personalities of some of the house guests this season. Despite whatever Ronnie thought about his game play, viewers saw that he was playing too hard too soon, and honestly couldn’t get far in the game because of his strategic errors and social handicap. He would have been evicted much sooner were it not for the protection of the clique. We couldn’t wait to see him get his.

Jessie’s power in the house was really an illusion. He automatically had a built in alliance because of his clique, and others who clung to him did so because he came in as Head of Household and a former player. He was still the arrogant  meathead he was last season, and to make matters worse he showed the kind of man he was in his interactions with Lydia and Natalie. We watched to see if either of the women would wise up.

Chima’s brand of mean-spirited, man-hating, crazy added a big boost to the ratings. We knew it couldn’t last, but we hung in there to see how far her destructive personality would take her. And Lydia. The thing about Lydia’s personality in the game is that sometimes she was funny, and occasionally she had moments of clarity. Sometimes I wanted to pat her on head and say, “you poor thing; get some help.” And sometimes I wanted to throw a bucket of ice water on her and tell her to get a grip.

Everyone else, including  Russell, was kind of a throwaway. Russell played hard, and was a great competitor. And I thought he was cute, cauliflower ears aside. But I really didn’t miss him when he left. And I knew I wouldn’t miss Michelle, but she played a good game.

I could say how much I enjoyed Jeff and Jordan as a showmance, and Jeff as game player and a hottie, but I would be saying what most people are saying out there. Let me just say this, because it has been driving me crazy for weeks: TECHNOTRONIC is a proper noun. Doesn’t anyone remember the song, “Pump Up the Jam”? The  performers derived their name from the music genre known as “techno”.

But Russell screamed and screamed about technotronic not being a word. And sadly, in America these days the rule is that if you scream loud and long enough about something, it must be true.

But I digress. The bottom line is that once Jeff was voted out, America knew the face of the game was going to be ugly.  I don’t know what the ratings were for Big Brother last night, but I  could only bear to watch ten minutes of the show. We knew Michelle was going to get the boot, and Jordan can’t really hold her own.

Which leaves us with the possibility of a final two that actually make Maggie and Ivette of season 6 look popular. Evel Dick of Big Brother 8 sums the situation up in words that mirror my sentiment:

“The final three is so f***ing horrible this year that they are going to have a triple eviction and tell them all to kill themselves…”

It might boost ratings.

Big Brother 11 Week 10 – Michelle Gets Outsted and Final HoH Competition Spoilers

So,, Michelle goes bye bye. I can’t say I didn’t see it coming, but still her walking out of the house gave me yet another sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. As happy as I was that Jeff decided to get Russell two weeks ago I can’t help but think “what if?” What if Jeff kept Russell and he stayed true to his word? Would the final four have been Jeff, Russell, Jordan, and Michelle? We’ll never know, but still it doesn’t hurt to dream.

Now, let us take a look at our final three, Kevin, Jordo, and Natalie. Obviously they kept Jordan around because they feel they can beat her in any type of mind competition, and in endurance she’s not that great either. I hope that Jordan pulls out that competitive spirit that helped her to last longer than both Kevin and Natalie in the Graduation endurance competition.

Right now we’re about an hour into the competition and all three house guests are still going strong. So far there has been a torrential down pour, hurricane-like winds, and the log sped up. There was a moment when the log abruptly stopped and everyone nearly stepped off. The log had since then started back up, its rotation reversed so that the house guest have to walk backwards in order to stay on.

I’ll be updating this post as the competition develops so check back often.

Update 3 hours and 35minutes In

Jordan falls. The log stay still for a good 30 minutes before starting up again catching Jordo off guard and sending her to the ground. About three minutes after Jordan went inside Kevin and Natalie started discussing who would fall and it appeared that they decided Natalie would fall in 5 minutes. Almost immediately after they came that decision Natalie made Kevin promise to take her to final 2 and he did. He actually promised on everything he could possibly promise on so I’m inclined to believe he’ll keep her if he gets to make that choice. Either way Kevin wins stage one of the HoH.

Big Brother Week 9 – Jeff Gets Got!

Well, this season of Big Brother just went down the tubes. Not only did Jeff get evicted tonight, Natalie just won HoH. Then, to top it all off, she brought up Chima and said it was for her. I think it’s pretty obvious that the nominees this week will be Jordan and Michele. Not that it matters. The real power this week lies in the hands of the Veto winner, which I hope and pray is either Michele or Jordan. But with the way things went tonight I have a good feeling that Kevin will win the veto and evict Michele and Jordan will be left to fend for herself against both Natalie and Kevin.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about this week. It was nice seeing the standing ovation that Jeff got, and how Julie seemed genuinely happy to meet him. I guess he’ll walk into the Jury House tomorrow and have Lydia scream out “Karma is a bitch!” which should leave her to only be disappointed by Jeff’s response when he just laughs it off.

I never got that whole “Karma is a bitch” thing people say in the BB house.  It perplexes me because it’s usually said to somebody who played the game pretty much straight up and didn’t screw over the person who’s attacking them with the phrase. I guess it just goes back to that house makes people crazy, turning logic and sanity into words that lose all meaning after week 4.

Big Brother 11 Week 8 Spoiler: Is it the End of the Game for Jeff?

A lot has happened since Thursday’s episode of Big Brother 11 that ended in the early stages of a Head of Household Challenge. Kevin, who has  come in second in many challenges this season, won this particular challenge and is now HoH. First thing on his agenda: getting rid of Jeff.

His nominations for eviction were Michelle and Jeff. This isn’t a surprise, since he spoke of getting rid of Jeff in the Diary Room and in conversations with Natalie. It’s a smart move for anyone left in the house. Jeff is a major player. Kevin, on the other hand, is not. I really don’t think this move is going to take him any closer to winning the game, because I don’t think there is anyone in the house who really thinks it would benefit them to take him to the end.

From one perspective, it looks  like he floated his way to this point in the game, but did he really? All he really did was not get caught up in any of the drama in the house. He was quiet when he needed to be, and was friendly to everyone in the house, even the obviously homophobic Jessie. A man with no enemies is not someone you want beside you in the final two, especially in the season of Big Brother.

Jeff’s only hope at avoiding eviction was the Veto Competition. This week the competition was the “scrambled faces” game. Michelle won. The funny thing is that last week Jeff and Jordan watched Michelle staring at the Memory Wall, and it sparked the argument in which Jeff begged Jordan to start studying for those types of contests, and Jordan seemed to not get the significance. I think she gets it now.

Of course, Michelle will pull herself off the block, and Kevin intends to replace her with Jordan. Jordan, who is not at all happy with the way things are going, has told Jeff that if she goes on the block, she will quit the game, thereby sparing him elimination for the week. Jeff is telling her not to do it. Last time I checked, he is trying to work out a deal with Natalie, to take her to the final two if she can convince the house not to evict him.

Things look bad for Jeff, and it looks like he will be saying hello to Russell in the Jury House very soon. But if things go as I suspect, so will Kevin.

Big Brother 11 Week 6 – Jordan is HoH!

Early this morning I let you all know that Chima “excused” herself from the game. This afternoon something else crazy happened: Jordan won HOH!

OnThursday’s show Julie let us know that it was going to be a double eviction, but I guess Chima’s exit sped everything along. Michele doesn’t seem too upset about her HoH reign being cut short either, as her nomination of Chima was the straw that broke the camel’s back and resulted in her leaving. I have to admit, the Coup D’etat shook this game up way more than I ever thought it would. This is the most exciting season since season 8 and I’m wondering what Evel Dick would do next if he was there.

PS: Now Lydia and Natalie are talking about quitting. Talk about poor sports. Soon as you aren’t in power you decide everyone is cheating and you want to quit.

Update: As a result of the competition, Lydia has gone off the deep end, and is trying to “pull a Chima” to get kicked out. Read more…

Big Brother 11 Week 6 Eviction and HoH Update

(Chris has evening classes for the next few weeks, so I will be filling in for him.)

Well, every thing went as expected tonight as far as the eviction and Coup d’etat goes. Jeff used his Wizard Power to remove Lydia and Russell from the block, and replaced them with Natalie and Jessie. Natalie gave a graceful “let me save my ass” speech, and Jessie removed his shirt to reveal a lame shirt with his picture on it and some self-promoting writing on it. His speech was so rambling and unproductive that Julie Chen eventually had to tell him to sit down so that the show could go on. And, in a vote of three to two he was kicked out of the Big Brother house. Lydia voted for Natalie (duh!), and Russell cast a strategic vote for Natalie. This way, if he makes it to the end, he can always tell Jessie that he voted for him to stay. Smart thinking, but I don’t think Russell is going to make it that far.

I just want to say that Russell is playing the game fairly intelligently. His downfall is that he flies off the handle way too much, and burns bridges because of it.

Chima said that she is going to speak to production because she feels that Jeff broke the rule of the Coup d’etat, by telling Russell that he would keep him safe. Unless Kevin is in production, I really don’t think they are going to be shaking in their shoes because she wants to have a few words with them.

And I am just waiting for Kevin to hit the bricks, because at first I thought he was a floater, and I was wrong. Floaters actions are not completely motivated by fear. If he thinks that Chima is thinking about keeping him in the long term, when she clearly said she wanted only girls to be in the game at the end, he is delusional.

Next was the Head of Household competition. It was one of those memory-themed competitions. To cut  a long story short; Michelle emerged victorious. I like Michelle, but I am not sure what kind of game she is playing. This week will give everyone a clear view of her actual alliances.

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