Khloe Kardashian is Pregnant…Oh, Never Mind

Recently, Mrs. Lamar Odom aka Khloe Kardashian was ready to announce her impending motherhood to all of the world. Khloe, one of the stars of the E! reality show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” recently thought that she was pregnant when she tossed her cookies during a Cupcakes photo shoot. She went out and bought a pregnancy test, which confirmed that she was pregnant. However, a few days later she started her period, which meant that she actually wasn’t pregnant.

Okay, it’s not an interesting story, or even news for that matter. But somebody out there gives a damn about what Khloe is doing, and I have just done my part to inform you.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Get a Reality Show Just Like You Predicted

Lamar and Khloe sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes “Khlomar”, the newlywed reality show on E! produced by Ryan Seacrest.

I have two things on my Christmas wish-list: that E! gives the world another reality show starring a Kardashian, and that a newly-married celebrity couple bestows upon us a reality show where we can watch them share their lives together with a minimal amount of scripting.

Let’s just say my Christmas is complete.

Sources say that Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers have signed a deal with E! for their own reality show, entitled “Khlomar”. The show will focus on their first months of wedded bliss.

The couple got married in a ceremony on the E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding earlier this month, after dating only a few weeks. The show brought in 3.2 million viewers.

Khloe Kardashian and Rashad McCants Split. I didn’t even know they were dating

Kim Kardashian’s sister Khloe has informed her fans that she and Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants have broken up. Khloe is on the reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and will be on the upcoming season of The Celebrity Apprentice.

From her blog:

Hey guys.  I wanted you all to be the first to hear the news that as of last night Rashad and I are no longer together.  Relationships are hard enough as is when you live in the same city, and he’s in a different city everyday for games. Our time together was just so limited because of both of our schedules that we decided it is best not to be in a committed relationship.  The last seven months have been great and we will definitely remain close friends.

Just know that the other day when I responded to breakup rumors, we were still together and this is not the result of either of us “finding” someone else.  It was based on a mutual discussion we had and we realized that this is what makes sense for both of us.

Sorry if I’ve confused you guys over the past few days with such contradictory posts. Today is a new day with new drama. LOL.

Fortunately, there are plenty of single pro athletes and reality stars in the sea for both of them to bounce back.

Khloe Kardashian Reveals That She is A Wuss

Maybe it wasn’t Khloe Kardashian’s intention to come off as a punk, but after telling Ryan Seacrest that her 173 minutes in jail were “terrifying,” I realized that she could probably get mugged for her shoes in broad daylight by any big-boned woman in a pair of khakis.

Khloe, who stars with her sister Kim and family in the E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, spent 173 minutes in jail for violating a DUI charge. On Seacrest’s radio show, she said that she was made to watch a film on how to be a good inmate. She actually didn’t spend time with the prison population, so three hours of incarceration was spent in solitary. It was kind of like a grown woman being given a “time out”. Or being sent to her room without dinner, except that it’s worse than being sent to her room. There were no ammenties!

You know, the world would be a better place if everyone who committed a crime could be scared straight by watching a film, and sitting alone for a few hours.

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