Reality Roll Call

Those of you who watched the last episode of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila saw that Kristy, who we all knew ahead of time would be chosen by Tila, turned her down. And we are supposed to believe that it was totally unscripted. Yeah, right.

We know that it was planned because Tila Tequila ain’t kissing no girl without a camera in eyeshot, because she’s not a bisexual. But, to keep up appearances, she has decided to express hurt mock pain and rage in an excruiating breakup poem.

To read the poem and offer your condolances, and pursuade her to do one more Shot, click here.