Madonna’s Brother is Shopping a Reality Show

According to Contact Music, Christopher Ciccone, brother of pop icon (and Guy Ritchie’s future ex) Madonna, is shopping a reality show based on growing up as her brother.

Ciccone, who is also allegedly writing an unauthorized memoir about Madonna’s life, says that the reality show will focus on the fact that he is her brother.

Ok, so you’re Madonna’s brother, and right now you two aren’t on the best of terms. So what? That is not the stuff of a reality show. No one cares about Madonna’s brother’s life. We haven’t given that much of a crap about Madonna in a decade, to tell you the truth.

…Looks like somebody needs some money.

Update: Sources say that Ciccone’s reality show will not be about life with his sister. It will be a design show.