Reality Roll Call

Finally, an answer to how that whole Lopez/Anthony reality show rumor got started: J-Lo (and I am sorry girlfriend, but this nickname is going to stick with you because it is quick for us all to type), says that she was talking to TLC and said that they need to do a reality show called, “The Birth of a Fragrance,” because  it she felt that it would be fascinating. J-Lo says that it actually takes two years to develop a fragrance and put it on the market. Is the logic here that things that take a long time to develop and put on the market, are interesting? That would make damn near every product in the world show-worthy.

Then, Marc Anthony explains that the reality show thing, “Was a joke.” I guess you had to be there. To see the actual clip, click here.

Jennifer Lopez wants us all in her business again. She has signed on to do a reality show on TLC, according to Access Hollywood.

J.Lo, who does not want to be called J.Lo anymore, wanted everyone to mind their own business since marrying Latin singer Skeletor…I mean, Marc Anthony. She even tried to conceal her pregnancy, even though she was a big as a house. But now that she has birthed them babies and pimped them in People magazine, we can soon tune in every week and invade the privacy of her and her family.

Unfortunately, watching her live her life hasn’t been as interesting since she stopped hanging out with the likes of Diddy and Ben Afleck. Settling down does that to a person. Ben Afleck is pretty damn dull as well, then again, he always was. He just had us fooled.