Screech Ruins Another Childhood Memory With Behind the Bell

I’m really starting to lose patience with Dustin Diamond, and his determination to ruin my memories of the 1980’s. First he beats the crap out of Welcome Back Kotter’s Ron Pallilo in Fox’s Celebrity Boxing. He beat up Horshack! Then, there was his horrible sex tape debacle that brought the phrase “dirty Sanchez” into my vocabulary, which I really could have done without. Then he goes on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, where his fat, jerkish butt brings Maureen McCormick to tears. Making Marcia Brady cry is not cool.

Proving that his douchebaggery has no limits, he is now going to write a tell-book about the Saved by The Bell years, complete with stories of sex, drugs and debauchery. The book, titled “Behind the Bell”, will be written with the help of a ghost writer (or entirely by a ghost writer, no doubt), and is going to be published by Gotham Books.

Some folks will do anything for a buck. Even a Dirty Sanchez.

“Gone Country” Stars Reunite for CMT’s Outsider’s Inn

(Press Release)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA July 9, 2008 When Maureen McCormick, Bobby Brown and Carnie Wilson leave their Hollywood homes behind and head south, it’s “Newhart” meets “The Simple Life” in the new CMT series, OUTSIDER’S INN, premiering Friday, August 15 at 9:00 p.m., ET/PT (regular timeslot will be Fridays at 8:30 p.m., ET/PT). With eight half-hour episodes, the unscripted comedy, OUTSIDER’S INN, documents the trials and tribulations that ensue when McCormick makes the unlikely decision to run a bed and breakfast in rural East Tennessee and enlists the help of her GONE COUNTRY friends, Brown and Wilson.

OUTSIDER’S INN begins when McCormick discovers an inn, dubbed Pigeon Manor, that overlooks the Great Smoky Mountains and decides to lease it with the option to buy. Realizing the gravity of this undertaking, McCormick brings in Brown and Wilson to assist her in this new endeavor. While McCormick manages the inn and property, she appoints Brown entertainment director and Wilson assumes the role of master chef. What could possibly go wrong when the trio without much time to settle into their roles must cater to the needs of real life houseguests and eclectic loca